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    Blondes only appeared on this earth 11,000 years ago.

    #2
    Too thick to evolve earlier?
    Drivel is my speciality

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      #3
      No, that was the point at which stupidity ceased to be a negative selection criteria for evolution.
      "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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        #4
        The "Mexican Hat Dance" is the official dance of Mexico.
        Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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          #5
          I always lie.

          threaded.

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            #6
            Originally posted by AtW
            I always lie.

            threaded.
            But that's the truth!

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              #7
              Berc or Berk Cockney rhyming slang for Berkshire Hunt
              Last edited by Paddy; 7 November 2006, 14:35.
              "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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                #8
                "tulipter" is a colloquial term used to represent the "Anus".

                Usage :

                Does she take it up the tulipter?

                Translation :

                Will she partake in anal sex?

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Churchill
                  "tulipter" is a colloquial term used to represent the "Anus".

                  Usage :

                  Does she take it up the tulipter?

                  Translation :

                  Will she partake in anal sex?
                  Or "up the Gary" as it's also known.

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