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    Thought for the day

    Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.
    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

    #2
    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
    Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.
    tear it off the magazine and walk out with it.
    See You Next Tuesday

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      #3
      You should have taken the gift and left the magazine. Then it would have been free.
      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #4
        Some people describe their kids as a "gift". Free, not so much.

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          #5
          Originally posted by jamesbrown View Post
          Some people describe their kids as a "gift". Free, not so much.
          It's more the maintenance that is expensive than the original fee. In fact, for the opportunity cost of the £1 for a condom, it's probably the biggest financial cock-up (pun intended) of the lot.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            You can subscribe to the cbeebies magazine to save you looking for it in the shop.

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              #7
              Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
              Just saw a magazine with a "free" gift attached. It's not a gift if it isn't free. Grr.
              The Chunt of Chunts.

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                #8
                Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
                Wow, I unfortunately know a bloke who'd love them (not me you bunch of cockwombles).
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                  You can subscribe to the cbeebies magazine to save you looking for it in the shop.
                  Did you get to keep the subscription in your settlement with your ex?
                  The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                    Did you get to keep the subscription in your settlement with your ex?
                    Yes, but he has to hand the free gift over to the Official Receiver.

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