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    The Morning After Calculator | The Morning After | When will you be safe to drive?

    how soon after getting plastered will you be fit to drive?

    I think I need a lay in.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    As I get older I find I increasingly want to get drunk in the afternoon. The pubs are quieter, and you have longer before you need to drive the next morning.

    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      It can't cope with me:

      Are you sure you've drunk this much?
      If so, suggest you don't drive for the foreseeable future!
      England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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        #4
        Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
        As I get older I find I increasingly want to get drunk in the afternoon.
        That's rather worrying taken out of context

        So does this mean one can phone in sick "sorry I'm still over the limit from the weekend"?
        Originally posted by MaryPoppins
        I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
        Originally posted by vetran
        Urine is quite nourishing

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          #5
          Originally posted by d000hg View Post
          That's rather worrying taken out of context

          So does this mean one can phone in sick "sorry I'm still over the limit from the weekend"?
          If you are permie your employer has a legal duty to refer you to a counselling service. Where you should say the work environment us so bad you need to drink a skinful at the weekend to cope.

          If you are a contractor the client can just tell you to feck off.
          "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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            #6
            Strange. According to that calculator, 4 pints of 5% lager is worse than a bottle of wine, by an hour and a half. I can drink 4 pints and feel fine, but a bottle of wine has me wobbling.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              Originally posted by Mordac View Post
              Strange. According to that calculator, 4 pints of 5% lager is worse than a bottle of wine, by an hour and a half. I can drink 4 pints and feel fine, but a bottle of wine has me wobbling.
              lightweight!
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                I'm sticking to the Gin!!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by administrator View Post
                  I'm sticking to the Gin!!

                  +1


                  Helps improve my driving if anything.
                  Practically perfect in every way....there's a time and (more importantly) a place for malarkey.
                  +5 Xeno Cool Points

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by vetran View Post
                    lightweight!
                    His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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