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    Catholic Church launches 'Sindr': the phone app which helps you confess | Daily Mail Online

    Catholic Church launches 'Sindr': the phone app which helps you get a quick confession if you have sinned
    The Catholic App is being launched in Scotland aiming to boost numbers
    Developers Musemantik have plotted an interactive church map for users
    It's already being dubbed 'Sindr' in a play on words with dating app Tinder
    Launched by the Catholic Church, app will go live in the early part of 2017
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    They could build the same thing into porn sites. Then you'd be able to quickly get absolution for the video you've just watched.
    Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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      #3
      Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
      They could build the same thing into porn sites. Then you'd be able to quickly get absolution for the video you've just watched.
      I make sure any pornos I watch have nuns in - purely to save myself the bother of course.
      ...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...

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        #4
        Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
        They could build the same thing into porn sites. Then you'd be able to quickly get absolution for the video you've just watched.
        Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).

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          #5
          Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
          Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).
          Can I get absolution for not having properly read the story?
          Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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            #6
            Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
            Can I get absolution for not having properly read the story?
            It's a Mail link, so I doubt you would have found the main - or any - facts in there anyway

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              #7
              We're launching our own app shortly. We have compromising photos of a Roman Catholic bishop with MF in the disabled toilet at Keighley bus station, so confession requests can be brokered on a sliding price scale.

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                #8
                Originally posted by northernladyuk View Post
                We're launching our own app shortly. We have compromising photos of a Roman Catholic bishop with MF in the disabled toilet at Keighley bus station, so confession requests can be brokered on a sliding price scale.
                I thought MF was too old for Roman Catholic priests I mean he shaves and everything.
                Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                  Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).
                  So it's basically an app that does a Google map search for "Catholic church"?
                  Originally posted by MaryPoppins
                  I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
                  Originally posted by vetran
                  Urine is quite nourishing

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NickFitz View Post
                    Afraid not - all the app does is tell you where your nearest Catholic church is, so you can go to confession or attend mass (or both, as you'll need to confess before receiving communion if you're not in a state of grace).
                    A shame really as it could suggest a suitable penance.

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