From The Times yesterday
The Vatican has issued a sternly worded refutation after a hithertoo little known sect of Christians, which has nevetheless been growing rapidly in parts of South America and Africa, published a reinterpetation of part of the Bible.
In this new version, the Blessed Trinity of God The Father, God The Son and God The Holy Ghost is in fact a Blessed Septimity, encompassing an entire family of God Thes with not just father and son but also a daughter, cat and dog. Moreover, the Holy Ghost is not a ghost but should properly be called God The Pet Budgie.
This new challenge to religious orthodoxy follows only a week after an obscure Islamic sect claimed that the Koran had been misinterpreted and that Muhammed was not one man but actually four Lesbian ladies called George. So far only 2 churches, 4 mosques and 1 embassy have been burned and a mere 373 have been killed.
The Vatican has issued a sternly worded refutation after a hithertoo little known sect of Christians, which has nevetheless been growing rapidly in parts of South America and Africa, published a reinterpetation of part of the Bible.
In this new version, the Blessed Trinity of God The Father, God The Son and God The Holy Ghost is in fact a Blessed Septimity, encompassing an entire family of God Thes with not just father and son but also a daughter, cat and dog. Moreover, the Holy Ghost is not a ghost but should properly be called God The Pet Budgie.
This new challenge to religious orthodoxy follows only a week after an obscure Islamic sect claimed that the Koran had been misinterpreted and that Muhammed was not one man but actually four Lesbian ladies called George. So far only 2 churches, 4 mosques and 1 embassy have been burned and a mere 373 have been killed.
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