boring

[Forumbore]

When most people come on to this site, many of the honest ones say

"Christ I'm bored"

Not me. I come on with the feeling:

"Christ I am boring".

Of course the anti - chico brigade prefer.

"Christ is boring"

[SallyAnne]

Well I'm not boring, not particularly bored, and how can a fictitious man with super powers be boring? So I cant vote, not enough options.

Forumbore - you seem to be openning up today - do you fancy a chat?
Why do you feel like you are boring?

[Forumbore]

Well I'm not boring, ?

That is not for you to say is it?

[Lucy]

That is not for you to say is it?

I'll say it, Sally-Anne is not boring.

[DirtyOldMan]

I like the way Sally Anne talks ......... she sounds oooooooohhhhhhhh !

[DirtyOldMan]

And Lucy sounds mmmmmmmmmm !

[SallyAnne]

That is not for you to say is it?

Well, erm, yes - you're asking us to vote!

[SallyAnne]

I like the way Sally Anne talks ......... she sounds oooooooohhhhhhhh !

ewww

[DirtyOldMan]

heh heh heh. slurp. dribble.

[DaveB]

Sitting on a park bench
eyeing little girls with bad intent.
Snot running down his nose
greasy fingers smearing shabby clothes.
Drying in the cold sun
Watching as the frilly panties run.
Feeling like a dead duck
spitting out pieces of his broken luck.
...
Aqualung my friend
don't start away uneasy
you poor old sod, you see, it's only me.
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