Email from Liam Fox / HMRC - they want to export me!!

[ChimpMaster]

Genuine, sent to me from [email protected]. Can't wait to be exported.


Dear Director

HMRC are sending this email on behalf of the Department for International Trade.
Your company has been chosen to receive help*in exporting your goods and services.

Here are some specific ways we can help you:

We can promote your goods and services to international buyers after you register your company
You can use our database to search hundreds of export opportunities from around the world that are currently available
We can help you find the right online marketplace to sell your goods internationally.


To see how you can benefit from these services, visit GREAT.GOV.UK*today.



The demand is out there. You should be too.



Liam Fox MP

Secretary of State, Department of International Trade and President of the Board of Trade

[BlasterBates]

Oh dear Liam sounds a bit desperate

[DimPrawn]

Let's increase our Suity exports to the EU.

Win-win.

[Paddy]

Genuine, sent to me from [email protected]. Can't wait to be exported.


Dear Director

HMRC are sending this email on behalf of the Department for International Trade.
Your company has been chosen to receive help*in exporting your goods and services.

Here are some specific ways we can help you:

We can promote your goods and services to international buyers after you register your company
You can use our database to search hundreds of export opportunities from around the world that are currently available
We can help you find the right online marketplace to sell your goods internationally.


To see how you can benefit from these services, visit GREAT.GOV.UK*today.



The demand is out there. You should be too.



Liam Fox MP

Secretary of State, Department of International Trade and President of the Board of Trade

Dear Mr Fox
There are a number of EU countries that I can work from that
Have a 10% flat rate tax for companies and individuals. All
Of them don not have the massive rate tape as the UK.
I can start an EU Ltd Co with as little as one euro.

What do you say if I move my Ltd company offshore?

[GB9]

Typo in the letter. Should have read 'deport' not 'export'.

[GB9]

Dear Mr Fox
There are a number of EU countries that I can work from that
Have a 10% flat rate tax for companies and individuals. All
Of them don not have the massive rate tape as the UK.
I can start an EU Ltd Co with as little as one euro.

What do you say if I move my Ltd company offshore?

Where is the 10% flat rate?

[vetran]

Where is the 10% flat rate?

lost in the grammatical & spelling errors.

[d000hg]

Dear Mr Fox
There are a number of EU countries that I can work from that
Have a 10% flat rate tax for companies and individuals. All
Of them don not have the massive rate tape as the UK.
I can start an EU Ltd Co with as little as one euro.

What do you say if I move my Ltd company offshore?

And higher income taxes?

[BrilloPad]

Aren't Frankfurt looking for your services?

Of course, once you are a multi-national, you pay almost zero corporation tax....

[Paddy]

First on the list... Home of HP (not beans)

Bulgaria – business attraction in the EU - No More Tax

https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Taxation_in_Bulgaria