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    Christmas presents

    So what you getting the Mrs? I need ideas

    #2
    Originally posted by VillageContractor View Post
    So what you getting the Mrs? I need ideas
    I gave her mine after you left for work.

    HTH

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      #3
      The old man always asks Dodgy for advice.

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        #4
        Originally posted by barrydidit View Post
        I gave her mine after you left for work.

        HTH
        How many did you give her?
        'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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          #5
          Pearl necklace

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            #6
            Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
            Syphilis
            FTFY

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              #7
              Originally posted by northernladuk View Post
              How many did you give her?
              A few million but some were swimming in the wrong direction.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Originally posted by BrilloPad View Post
                Pearl necklace
                With a tracking device?

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                  #9
                  How about one of these? https://www.celebrity-cutouts.co.uk/...dboard-cutout/

                  Be quick though, there's only 194 of them left!
                  England's greatest sailor since Nelson lost the armada.

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                    #10


                    “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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