A prayer for you all

[Chico]

Heavenly Father

I pray today for all who frequent this forum. I pray for them not because I love them but you love them and you have commanded me to love them. I pray that you manifest yourself to each and everyone and they will come to know that you made them in your image and that you have a purpose for them. Meet their needs and glorify yourself. I pray for those who have rejected you and continue to mock you with their words and their hardness of heart. I pray that they gain the humility that you possess in abundance. The humility and love manifest in the person of Jesus Christ who stepped out of eternity, walked this earth and took on the punishment which we all deserve for our numerous sins. I also pray for myself that you will give me the courage in the face of difficulty to continue to proclaim your Good News to those who do not know you whether on this bulletin board or in the boardroom.

Forgive me for the times I have let you down and take the glory for everything good thing in my life because it came from you in the first place.


In Jesus name.
Amen

[DimPrawn]

Heavenly Father

I pray today for all who frequent this forum. I pray for them not because I love them but you love them and you have commanded me to love them. I pray that you manifest yourself to each and everyone and they will come to know that you made them in your image and that you have a purpose for them. Meet their needs and glorify yourself. I pray for those who have rejected you and continue to mock you with their words and their hardness of heart. I pray that they gain the humility that you possess in abundance. The humility and love manifest in the person of Jesus Christ who stepped out of eternity, walked this earth and took on the punishment which we all deserve for our numerous sins. I also pray for myself that you will give me the courage in the face of difficulty to continue to proclaim your Good News to those who do not know you whether on this bulletin board or in the boardroom.

Forgive me for the times I have let you down and take the glory for everything good thing in my life because it came from you in the first place.


In Jesus name.
Amen

HTH

[Buffoon]

I had one of those moments that make you think that you are at one with God this morning.

I had the most enormous bowel movement. It was a truly cosmic experience. Where all this material came from is a mystery to me because I have not been over indulging for ages. As the effluent flowed from my body, my mind was lifted to another plane and I called out “GOD!”

My body has purged it’s self of the waste that has gathered for a long time. I recommend it to everyone. The route to God and happiness is not though Jesus; but though having a good tulip first thing in the morning.

[Churchill]

Why is this religious extremist posting his propaganda on this forum? He should be beheaded!

[snaw]

Chico.

**** off and die.

I'm sure the lord is ready and waiting to hear from you, and if heaven is full of blokes like yourself I'll happily give it a miss.

[SallyAnne]

Why is this religious extremist posting his propaganda on this forum? He should be beheaded!

He's got his work cut out for him - there are WAY too many souls need saving on this board!

[wobbegong]

Heavenly Father

I pray today for all who frequent this forum. I pray for them not because I love them but you love them and you have commanded me to love them. I pray that you manifest yourself to each and everyone and they will come to know that you made them in your image and that you have a purpose for them. Meet their needs and glorify yourself. I pray for those who have rejected you and continue to mock you with their words and their hardness of heart. I pray that they gain the humility that you possess in abundance. The humility and love manifest in the person of Jesus Christ who stepped out of eternity, walked this earth and took on the punishment which we all deserve for our numerous sins. I also pray for myself that you will give me the courage in the face of difficulty to continue to proclaim your Good News to those who do not know you whether on this bulletin board or in the boardroom.

Forgive me for the times I have let you down and take the glory for everything good thing in my life because it came from you in the first place.


In Jesus name.
Amen

What hard working deity has the time to listen to all that?

The Bruces knew how to toady; "Oh Lord, we beseech Thee, Amen".

[chef]

Hi Chico

[Mich the Tester]

I had one of those moments that make you think that you are at one with God this morning.

I had the most enormous bowel movement. It was a truly cosmic experience. Where all this material came from is a mystery to me because I have not been over indulging for ages. As the effluent flowed from my body, my mind was lifted to another plane and I called out “GOD!”

My body has purged it’s self of the waste that has gathered for a long time. I recommend it to everyone. The route to God and happiness is not though Jesus; but though having a good tulip first thing in the morning.

HAB? Is that you?

[sasguru]

Ah the halcyon days of CUK when you could waste entire days arguing with the truly cosmically stupid Chico.
Nowadays we just have functioning morons like Shaunbhoy who are well to the left of the normal curve without being completely screwy.