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A big tulip makes all the difference.

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    A big tulip makes all the difference.

    Much better now thanks.


    #2
    Originally posted by DimPrawn View Post
    A big tulip makes all the difference.

    Much better now thanks.

    Ouch....!

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      #3
      I hope you wiped it properly, with plenty of andrex. And washed your hands

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        #4
        Originally posted by GJABS View Post
        I hope you wiped it properly, with plenty of andrex. And washed your hands
        Extremely large turds can come out in one motion leaving no mess behind.

        Depends on your diet.
        "You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JR

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          #5
          Originally posted by SueEllen View Post
          Extremely large turds can come out in one motion leaving no mess behind.

          Depends on your diet.


          Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post


            Should still wash their hands and they won't know about residue until they wipe anyway.
            Even a precision movement needs a little lubrication.
            http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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              #7
              I thought most days you downloaded your tulip to CUK.

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                #8
                Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
                Even a precision movement needs a little lubrication.
                Of course, the perfect torpedo enters the water at the right angle at such a speed that it successfully navigates the u-bend, leaving you to wonder if you imagining its physical form and wondering if you simply farted instead.
                The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
                  Of course, the perfect torpedo enters the water at the right angle at such a speed that it successfully navigates the u-bend, leaving you to wonder if you imagining its physical form and wondering if you simply farted instead.
                  A sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.
                  http://www.cih.org/news-article/disp...housing_market

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by PurpleGorilla View Post
                    A sheet or two of paper on the water surface helps mitigate splash back as the ship is launched.
                    But nowhere near as entertaining.
                    The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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