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Being off has its perks!!

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    Being off has its perks!!

    Being blokes yous probably wont be interested....but I've lost half a stone since being off

    Constant decorating, trips to the baths, being able to have a proper cooked breakfast and dinner.....yay!!!

    Maybe I'd be happier on the dole and skinny than mad rich and fat....
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    trips to the bath
    nice to see you are keeping yourself clean
    Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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      #3
      Originally posted by MrsGoof
      nice to see you are keeping yourself clean

      I do try!
      The pope is a tard.

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        I do try!
        Spit or Swallow?

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          #5
          ooh Sally Anne you are so beautiful

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            #6
            Originally posted by Bernard Common
            ooh Sally Anne you are so beautiful

            Is that just your basic patter for the day then?!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Originally posted by SallyAnne
              Being blokes yous probably wont be interested....but I've lost half a stone since being off

              Constant decorating, trips to the baths, being able to have a proper cooked breakfast and dinner.....yay!!!

              Maybe I'd be happier on the dole and skinny than mad rich and fat....

              See, that's where you girls are different.

              If we blokes are off, we don't lose weight...we pile it on, as life becomes a roundabout of lounging about on the sofa watching pointless daytime drivel on tv and consuming far too much alcohol whilst doing so...

              Gotta go now, something good is on Living TV about decorating...........hic!
              Last edited by premiere; 9 November 2006, 11:21.

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                #8
                Originally posted by SallyAnne
                Being blokes yous probably wont be interested....but I've lost half a stone since being off
                I'm sure that I lost more than half a stone this morning with my communion with God.
                Drivel is my speciality

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by premiere
                  See, that's where you girls are different.

                  If we blokes are off, we don't lose weight...we pile it on, as life becomes a roundabout of lounging about on the sofa watching pointless daytime drivel on tv and consuming far too much alcohol whilst doing so...

                  Gotta go now, something good is on Living TV about decorating...........
                  I'm aware of that My lad was off for 5 months and all he achieved was getting through all the levels on 3 xbox games.
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    I'm aware of that My lad was off for 5 months and all he achieved was getting through all the levels on 3 xbox games.
                    To be honest, I admire that.

                    Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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