live to 120

[vetran]

not sure you want to

The 120-year-old Indian monk

The 120-year-old virgin: Indian monk puts his long life down to not having sex
Hindu monk Swami Sivananda from India claims he was born on August 8, 1896
He's asked Guinness World Records to verify claim of being world's oldest man
Sivnanda has how settled into a routine of celibacy, no spices and daily yoga
The man from Varanasi in India has claimed never to have had sex in his life

[LondonManc]

No curries, no sex and go at 120 or fill yer boots and go at 85.....

No telegraph from Liz for me then.

[Support Monkey]

Sod that, I'm with Guy Martin on this one, "when your dead your dead" so fill your boots whilst your here, yes I don't want to shorten it by doing something stupid but equally I don't want to go having never experienced all that life as to offer

[sal]

Must have some ginormous blue balls...

[original PM]

Must have some ginormous blue balls...

I would imagine he has suffered from RSA and poor eyesight for the last 100 years!!!

[LondonManc]

I would imagine he has suffered from RSA and poor eyesight for the last 100 years!!!

At least you know what the yoga is for.

[original PM]

At least you know what the yoga is for.

Maybe it made him bendy enough to suck his own?

[LondonManc]

Maybe it made him bendy enough to suck his own?

There could be something in it after all. Yoga lessons; cheaper than handbags.

[OwlHoot]

No way is that guy 120. I'd say he's 80 at most

[ChimpMaster]

One thing that is for sure about India: anything can be faked. And it usually is.