I'd like to personally thank NAT, WTFH and Cojak

[DimPrawn]

For curing me of my addiction to CUK General.

[NotAllThere]

Addicts often feel that they're cured, but then relapse. You need to keep attending your cukkers anonymous meetings.

We'd hate you to relapse.

[MarillionFan]

For curing me of my addiction to CUK General.

WHS. I no longer need to check CUK to see what witty posts, new threads or sparkling banter there is every 5 minutes. Once a week is now enough to check there wasn't any.

[shaunbhoy]

Once a week is now enough to check there wasn't any.

And even if there was anything remotely funny, it would simply be buried in the "Brexit" Bin.

[sasguru]

And even if there was anything remotely funny, it would simply be buried in the "Brexit" Bin.

If anyone wanted anything remotely funny, skipping your dull cliched posts would be a good start.
Funny how the infantile thickos flounce off when they can't get their way.

[OwlHoot]

Funny how the infantile thickos flounce off when they can't get their way.

Says someone who flounces every other month when he can't get his way

[ladymuck]

Says someone who flounces every other month when he can't get his way

I've heard that men have TOTM just like wimmins...

[MrMarkyMark]

I've heard that men have TOTM just like wimmins...

We do.

Just don't go feckin' on about it, right?

[barrydidit]

We do.

Just don't go feckin' on about it, right?

Just ignore her. Would you like a cup of camomile tea?

[MrMarkyMark]

Just ignore her. Would you like a cup of camomile tea?

Can I put my feet up