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    German firefighters don HAZMAT suits to deal with spiders whose venom can cause erections | Daily Mail Online

    A single bite from the Brazilian wandering spider has been shown to have side-effects including four-hour long erections, loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and if its victim is not treated with anti-venom, could lead to death due to oxygen deprivation.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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    A single night with northernladyuk has been shown to have side-effects including four-hour long erections, loss of muscle control, severe pain, difficulty breathing and could lead to death due to oxygen deprivation.

    FTFY

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      #3
      How to deal with a four-hour long erection....

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        #4
        Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread

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          #5
          Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
          Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread
          doesn't everyone?

          4 hours is a bit of a stretch. Anything that is longer than Schindlers list is a bit much but 3 minutes is for teenagers.
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by mudskipper View Post
            Beats the 2-3 minutes in ladymuck's thread
            That's the average time from penetration to ejaculation. Not the average time for maintaining an erection.
            Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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              #7
              Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
              That's the average time from penetration to ejaculation. Not the average time for maintaining an erection.
              speak for yourself "Quick Draw McGraw"
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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