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How about nipping off to the toilet for a w@nk and then doing yourself for sexual harassment. The award is tax free isn't it?
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
"Yes your honour, everywhere I went I would be there with my hands all over me touching myself. It got so bad that I literally couldn't move without groping myself. In the end I attacked myself on the toilet and sexually assulted myself in the cubicle. etc etc"
Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.
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