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Turn On, Tune In, Cop Off - NSFWish

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    Turn On, Tune In, Cop Off - NSFWish

    Meet the biohacker who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR | Daily Mail Online

    Meet the cyborg who wants to turn his penis into a VIBRATOR: Biohacker, 35, says a wireless implant will boost his sex life
    'Lovetron9000' is a vibrating implant inserted beneath a man's pubic bone
    The device runs on a wireless rechargeable battery that lasts 45 minutes
    Rich Lee, a salesman from Utah and father of 2, has built the unusual device
    The biohacker is best known for having headphones implanted in his ears
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

    #2
    Or....

    https://www.amazon.co.uk/Durex-10022.../dp/B000KHRG3W
    "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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      #3
      Mine already vibrates. I thought it was normal.

      I'm a bit worried now.
      Will work inside IR35. Or for food.

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        #4
        It is most likely to destroy the sensitive nerve endings and render him impotent. Vibrators for either sex are bad news, at least for long term use.
        "A people that elect corrupt politicians, imposters, thieves and traitors are not victims, but accomplices," George Orwell

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          #5
          Originally posted by VectraMan View Post
          Mine already vibrates. I thought it was normal.

          I'm a bit worried now.
          Yeh....I thought everyone was fitted with one of these
          The Chunt of Chunts.

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            #6
            Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
            Yeh....I thought everyone was fitted with one of these
            SAS told me "Remember check your rectum after an afternoon with NLYUK." Didn't understand what he meant till now. I suppose the batteries can't last forever.
            Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Vibrators for either sex are bad news
                Quite. There is a well known condition called Vibration White Finger due to operating power tools, so why should other bits be immune?

                Really I don't see the point of this gadget, I just stick the food mixer up me ***.
                bloggoth

                If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
                John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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