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    Large New Analysis On Penis Size "Reveals" Something Completely Obvious | IFLScience

    #2
    The Internet has been taken by storm with the groundbreaking news that men appear to lie when asked to measure and report the size of their private parts
    Have you never lied to get out of a ticket....?

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      #3
      it appears (unsurprisingly) that there’s a linear relationship between a soft and a hard penis. On average, add 1.4 centimeters (0.55 inches) to go from one to the other.
      That sounds off to me, though measuring the former is surely hard to do accurately
      Originally posted by MaryPoppins
      I'd still not breastfeed a nazi
      Originally posted by vetran
      Urine is quite nourishing

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        #4
        Apparently assguru has even less than NLyUK post op.

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          #5
          I use SMM 7 or NRM to measure up

          (Nerd QS joke)
          Growing old is mandatory
          Growing up is optional

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            #6
            Hah Mine is 10 inches! Oh no hang on, I meant mm.
            bloggoth

            If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
            John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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              #7
              Originally posted by Halo Jones View Post
              I use SMM 7 or NRM to measure up

              (Nerd QS joke)
              National Rail Museum? Now that's just boasting.

              Now some of our posters use micrometers.


              Now the relationship between at rest & loud & proud is most definitely not linear at 1.4 times.
              Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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                #8
                Mines 12" but I don't use it as rule.

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                  #9
                  Mines big enough to fill a pram.
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    Size isn't everything, I have a 6 inch purple header in my pocket that drives all the women wild




























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