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Francko
9th November 2006, 17:02
Seems like I have contracted the CCS here. Anyone else affected? Feel free to describe your symptoms here.

Here I go first:

I am fatter than Threaded.

Pondlife
9th November 2006, 17:10
I have perkier breasts than Lucy in her youth
I sell more tat than MF
I spell better than Fleetwood
I post more crap than Mailman ( :rollin: )
I am more spoilt than Judge Fred

Anymore ....

MrsGoof
9th November 2006, 17:12
I'm uglier than Threaded

Pondlife
9th November 2006, 17:16
I post more porn than FG

I have a longer sig than Xen

Bernard Common
9th November 2006, 17:16
I am ASSGURU's better half

Mordac
9th November 2006, 18:01
I'm better looking than MarillionFan.

sasguru
9th November 2006, 18:12
I'm more intelligent, better-looking and richer than sasguru.
Nah, who am I kidding ....

Mordac
9th November 2006, 18:17
I'm more intelligent, better-looking and richer than sasguru.
Nah, who am I kidding ....

Not to mention far more modest...

sasguru
9th November 2006, 18:22
Not to mention far more modest...

And with a better SOH.
Nah who am I kidding ...

Emperor Dalek
9th November 2006, 19:23
I've got the biggest dome.

MarillionFan
9th November 2006, 19:55
I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C

sasguru
9th November 2006, 21:39
I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C

Now I can never take you seriously again.

thunderlizard
9th November 2006, 21:42
I am the most contractory of all of you. Incorporated while still in full time education and never had a permanent employment contract.

Mordac
10th November 2006, 10:21
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster


Not sure about the hairy arse, but I can certainly vouch for the BO. :cool:

wonderwaif
10th November 2006, 10:22
I've got the biggest dome.


No I'm sorry, that's me.

Tony Blair

Emperor Dalek
10th November 2006, 10:24
No I'm sorry, that's me.

Tony Blair
:rollin: :yay:

n5gooner
10th November 2006, 10:30
I have more money than Threaded!

hyperD
10th November 2006, 11:32
I've got the Fuzziest Muff.

Francko
10th November 2006, 11:57
That's the best you can come up with? You are hopeless.

I have more money and work less than DP
I work more weekends than Milan
I have a better avatar than AtW
I spell better than Fleetwood
I am more suicidal than Helios
I am more feminine than Sally Anne
I talk more boll0cks than sasguru
I have more children than shaunboy
I am more chav than MF
I hate foreigners more than McQuidd
I am more pervert than Xoggoth
I am older than Hattra
I have more hair than monkey
I am more nut about religion than Chico
I have more skin than zeitghost
I am more english than Tony english

guys.... you are hopeless! It's a clear win.

ZARDOZ
10th November 2006, 11:57
I am the one true CUK god.

Francko
10th November 2006, 11:58
I am the one true CUK god.

That works only with Chico.

Emperor Dalek
10th November 2006, 12:00
I am the one true CUK god.
Jabberwocky, you have returned to save us!

Flubster
10th November 2006, 12:08
I have more posts than AtW
I have a better temper than Mordac
I have a hairier arse than Sally Anne
I have worse body odour than Flubster
I know more Sas than Sasguru
I have a Plan C
I am more than happy for you to accept this accolade. It is a burden I have carried for far too long... :hug:

TheOmegaMan
10th November 2006, 12:48
Jabberwocky, you have returned to save us!

Alas no, Jabberwocky is no more. He was nailed to a cross by those in authority and left there to rot in the sun.

His legacy lives on through constant prayer and medication.