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CUK Contractor Competitive Syndrome

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    CUK Contractor Competitive Syndrome

    Seems like I have contracted the CCS here. Anyone else affected? Feel free to describe your symptoms here.

    Here I go first:

    I am fatter than Threaded.
    I've seen much of the rest of the world. It is brutal and cruel and dark, Rome is the light.

    #2
    I have perkier breasts than Lucy in her youth
    I sell more tat than MF
    I spell better than Fleetwood
    I post more crap than Mailman ( )
    I am more spoilt than Judge Fred

    Anymore ....

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      #3
      I'm uglier than Threaded
      Your parents ruin the first half of your life and your kids ruin the second half

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        #4
        I post more porn than FG

        I have a longer sig than Xen

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          #5
          I am ASSGURU's better half

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            #6
            I'm better looking than MarillionFan.
            His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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              #7
              I'm more intelligent, better-looking and richer than sasguru.
              Nah, who am I kidding ....
              Hard Brexit now!
              #prayfornodeal

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                #8
                Originally posted by sasguru
                I'm more intelligent, better-looking and richer than sasguru.
                Nah, who am I kidding ....
                Not to mention far more modest...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac
                  Not to mention far more modest...
                  And with a better SOH.
                  Nah who am I kidding ...
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    I've got the biggest dome.

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