Always end up in boring holes

[TheFaQQer]

So last night I was out at the works do - not something I usually get involved in. I like to try to remain as professional as possible at all times, innit.

Sadly last night I ignored my own advice and joined some colleagues for a few 'quiet' drinks.

This has resulted in me waking up in bed with one of said colleagues, after roughly one hour of sleep. I'm too much of a gentleman to reveal quite why it took so long, but at the end I consoled her by saying that she was good anyway.

Dear CUK community, please help me through what is sure to be a fairly testing day in the office.

[OwlHoot]

Oh so it was you?

I thought it might be Wilmslow, pulling at last

[original PM]

Nuts

[MaryPoppins]

So last night I was out at the works do - not something I usually get involved in. I like to try to remain as professional as possible at all times, innit.

Sadly last night I ignored my own advice and joined some colleagues for a few 'quiet' drinks.

This has resulted in me waking up in bed with one of said colleagues, after roughly one hour of sleep. I'm too much of a gentleman to reveal quite why there were so many repeat performances, but at the end I consoled her by saying that she was good anyway.

Dear CUK community, please help me through what is sure to be a fairly testing day in the office.

As if.


FTFY.