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OwlHoot
22nd December 2016, 16:40
No really, not a piss-take based on MP's earlier revelation. :laugh

Left my lodgings first thing to drive to clientco (based in Cambridge), and when starting to scrape the frost off my car windows, parked in the house owner's paved front area not far from the pavement, I noticed a large faint heart shape drawn on the driver's door window, and in the shape the word "DICK", just visible as the frost was already melting.

There's nobody to my knowledge called Richard or Dick living in the house. Also, I wasn't blocking anyone and, even if I had been, who would leave an insult inside a heart shape?

Presumably it was just some passing reveller(s) messing around late last night, and my car was chosen at random. But who knows? Maybe I have a secret admirer, and/or a Jaguar fetishist! :smokin

vetran
22nd December 2016, 16:43
No really, not a piss-take based on MP's earlier revelation. :laugh

Left my lodgings first thing to drive to clientco (based in Cambridge), and when starting to scrape the frost off my car windows, parked in the house owner's paved front area not far from the pavement, I noticed a large faint heart shape drawn on the driver's door window, and in the shape the word "DICK", just visible as the frost was already melting.

There's nobody to my knowledge called Richard or Dick living in the house. Also, I wasn't blocking anyone and, even if I had been, who would leave an insult inside a heart shape?

Presumably it was just some passing reveller(s) messing around late last night, and my car was chosen at random. But who knows? Maybe I have a secret admirer, and/or a Jaguar fetishist! :smokin

Is this you coming out? Are you saying you love Dick?

OwlHoot
22nd December 2016, 16:58
Is this you coming out? Are you saying you love Dick?

Not a bit. The message was gone as soon as I could whip out my clientco swipe card and scrape the windows! :laugh

greenlake
22nd December 2016, 20:58
Left my lodgings first thing to drive to clientco (based in Cambridge), and when starting to scrape the frost off my car windows, parked in the house owner's paved front area not far from the pavement, I noticed a large faint heart shape drawn on the driver's door window, and in the shape the word "DICK", just visible as the frost was already melting.

Just wait until it snows....

http://i.imgur.com/0DGBF.jpg