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original PM
23rd December 2016, 09:25
Should we just shoot them or do they have a valid reason for complaining?

xoggoth
23rd December 2016, 09:40
Send in the Daleks!

BrilloPad
23rd December 2016, 09:42
Should we just shoot them or do they have a valid reason for complaining?

The prisoners, the officers, or the government? :confused:

barrydidit
23rd December 2016, 09:42
I heard a con or ex-con on the radio the other day, I thought he had something of a point re the cumulative effect of issues -
no hot water, fine
no hot water for 5 days, less fine
no hot water for 5 days and then summat breaks in the kitchen so there's no hot food, even less fine
all that plus staff shortages so you can't get out of your cell for exercise/library/shanking a nonce, still worse
all that plus the new guards were working in Asda 2 months ago and aren't really up to the job, riot time

So, I thought he had a point there. Anyway, shooting's too good for 'em. :smokin

Moose423956
23rd December 2016, 10:00
Stick them all on an island in the Outer Hebrides and let them get on with it. Add some cameras and you've got the next Channel 4 prime time TV show.

DimPrawn
23rd December 2016, 10:10
Stick them all on an island in the Outer Hebrides and let them get on with it. Add some cameras and you've got the next Channel 4 prime time TV show.

https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2419043/russian-reality-tv-show-game2-winter-yevgeny-pyatovsky-siberia/

Gold Dalek
23rd December 2016, 10:12
Send in the Daleks!Feck orff we're busy

vetran
23rd December 2016, 10:15
https://www.thesun.co.uk/news/2419043/russian-reality-tv-show-game2-winter-yevgeny-pyatovsky-siberia/

at £50k/year each even if we put up £10k a year for each prisoner we would make significant savings.


I think its time to replace the prisons with automated supermaxes. Cut the cost and isolate them from each and the outside. Sell off the old prisons as accommodation.

Currently they can get phones & drugs so we aren't doing a great job.

DimPrawn
23rd December 2016, 11:14
at £50k/year each even if we put up £10k a year for each prisoner we would make significant savings.


I think its time to replace the prisons with automated supermaxes. Cut the cost and isolate them from each and the outside. Sell off the old prisons as accommodation.

Currently they can get phones & drugs so we aren't doing a great job.

Can't we just shoot them all in the face, or isn't that very PC these days?

vetran
23rd December 2016, 11:29
Can't we just shoot them all in the face, or isn't that very PC these days?

only if you are in the Philippines

Gold Dalek
23rd December 2016, 11:40
Can't we just shoot them all in the face, or isn't that very PC these days?
With Brexit we can withdraw from the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights, re-introduce capital punishment retrospectively and get rid of Sutcliffe Huntley, Adebolajo and Adebowale as a starter for 10
Then move on to Labour cabinet ministers 1997 - 2007 for treason

Sorted

vetran
23rd December 2016, 11:41
With Brexit we can withdraw from the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights, re-introduce capital punishment retrospectively and get rid of Sutcliffe Huntley, Adebolajo and Adebowale as a starter for 10
Then move on to Labour cabinet ministers 1997 - 2007 for treason

Sorted

hmm has a certain attraction.

sal
23rd December 2016, 11:45
With Brexit we can withdraw from the 13th Protocol to the European Convention on Human Rights, re-introduce capital punishment retrospectively and get rid of Sutcliffe Huntley, Adebolajo and Adebowale as a starter for 10
Then move on to Labour cabinet ministers 1997 - 2007 for treason

Sorted

This alone makes the cost of Brexit worth it.

SueEllen
23rd December 2016, 11:46
Should we just shoot them or do they have a valid reason for complaining?

Apparently the main problem is the drugs tests.

If they are on cannabis they are too stoned to riot. However due to drug tests they all take Heroin so end up coming back in due stealing to feed their habits.

So in short keep them stoned and watching cr*p TV.

vetran
23rd December 2016, 11:55
Apparently the main problem is the drugs tests.

If they are on cannabis they are too stoned to riot. However due to drug tests they all take Heroin so end up coming back in due stealing to feed their habits.

So in short keep them stoned and watching cr*p TV.

has a certain logic, biggest expense would be Cheetos & Sky subscriptions.

Just remembering this episode

http://mynameisearl.wikia.com/wiki/Our_'Cops'_Is_On!

SueEllen
23rd December 2016, 12:00
has a certain logic, biggest expense would be Cheetos & Sky subscriptions.


I'm sure a cereal manufacturer and Sky could do a deal with prisons.