The official "My New Year resolutions" thread

[AtW]

Going to open personal EUR/USD bank accounts.
Open a few safety deposit boxes.

[vwdan]

Don't have any - don't see the point. Either do something or don't!

[MarillionFan]

Don't have any - don't see the point. Either do something or don't!

There is either do or don't do. There is no try.

[OwlHoot]

There is either do or don't do. There is no try.

What about if you die trying? Or does that come under the heading don't do?

[greenlake]

My New Year's resolution is to go to the gym. Not just any gym, this particular gym....

[AtW]

What about if you die trying? Or does that come under the heading don't do?

No, it comes under the heading of didn't...

[Pip in a Poke]

I'm going to stop reading the news.

It's either too depressing or too tedious.

[BrilloPad]

My New Year's resolution is to go to the gym. Not just any gym, this particular gym....

Rename the John the Gym.

[WTFH]

There is either do or don't do. There is no try.

You are Nigel Owens and I claim my £5

[nomadd]

Not to become a celebrity and die.