Hello boys

[xxx rated lady]

I am a Laaady with huge norks and a cute bum with an extra cheek grafted on for that enhanced sexiness.

I have been looking at this site for such a long time and really admire so many things about you guys, just to name a few, zeitghost's teeth, Dim Prawn's mansion in Slough and Chico's enoooormous spiritual dimension.

I would just love it you would all flirt with me online and tell me I am really a bloke but carry on flirting anyway in the secret hope that I am not and this will lead to an exchange of emails and a shag.

Loves you all

xxxx

[SallyAnne]

I am a Laaady with huge norks and a cute bum with an extra cheek grafted on for that enhanced sexiness.

I have been looking at this site for such a long time and really admire so many things about you guys, just to name a few, zeitghost's teeth, Dim Prawn's mansion in Slough and Chico's enoooormous spiritual dimension.

I would just love it you would all flirt with me online and tell me I am really a bloke but carry on flirting anyway in the secret hope that I am not and this will lead to an exchange of emails and a shag.

Loves you all

xxxx

Oh for gods sake...

[SallyAnne]

See what you've started?

Its not my fault!!!

[Emperor Dalek]

Its not my fault!!!

You just carry on regardless, SallyAnne, you make me laugh (in a nice way).

[SallyAnne]

You just carry on regardless, SallyAnne, you make me laugh (in a nice way).

Thank you Emperor

I think we all know that this one is MF.....I'd say "I claim my crisp £5", but I dont really know what that means!

[Emperor Dalek]

Thank you Emperor

I think we all know that this one is MF.....I'd say "I claim my crisp £5", but I dont really know what that means!

Have a word with AtW, he can use his infallible IP address tracker. Oh, except that told him that I was MF as well.

[SallyAnne]

Have a word with AtW, he can use his infallible IP address tracker. Oh, except that told him that I was MF as well.

He's already used it on me - he said I was Helios, whoever that is.

[Mordac]

Thank you Emperor

I think we all know that this one is MF.....I'd say "I claim my crisp £5", but I dont really know what that means!

I think he must be bored at work. If you don't want that fiver, I'll take it.

[boredsenseless]

He's already used it on me - he said I was Helios, whoever that is.

His IP tracker is usually called imagination by the rest of the population, some others call it "random name picked out of thin air".

[SallyAnne]

I think he must be bored at work. If you don't want that fiver, I'll take it.

Yeah go on then - have an over-price southern pint on me mate