UK's EU ambassador tells colleagues to challenge 'muddled thinking' - BBC News
In a huge fit of pique at having his cushy lifestyle interrupted by trifles such as a democratic mandate, the outgoing freeloader, Sir Ivan Goldplated Pension Rogers, has suggested that remaining staff be as reactionary and obstructive as possible when dealing with negotiations surrounding the expressed will of the British people to Brexit..
After the failure of his feet-stamping and breath-holding initiatives, Sir Ivan finally resorted to launching all of his toys from his Bentley Pram around his sumptuous apartment in the most expensive suburb of Brussels.
Dubbed "the man that invented the EU hissy-fit", Sir Ivan is no stranger to sulking. He was once close to qualification for the Guinness Book of Records for the time he spent covering his ears and shouting "Na na na na not listening na na!" when a senior Cabinet Minister suggested he rein in his expense spending.
His loss has been described as akin to losing the trapdoor in your kayak!!
In a huge fit of pique at having his cushy lifestyle interrupted by trifles such as a democratic mandate, the outgoing freeloader, Sir Ivan Goldplated Pension Rogers, has suggested that remaining staff be as reactionary and obstructive as possible when dealing with negotiations surrounding the expressed will of the British people to Brexit..
After the failure of his feet-stamping and breath-holding initiatives, Sir Ivan finally resorted to launching all of his toys from his Bentley Pram around his sumptuous apartment in the most expensive suburb of Brussels.
Dubbed "the man that invented the EU hissy-fit", Sir Ivan is no stranger to sulking. He was once close to qualification for the Guinness Book of Records for the time he spent covering his ears and shouting "Na na na na not listening na na!" when a senior Cabinet Minister suggested he rein in his expense spending.
His loss has been described as akin to losing the trapdoor in your kayak!!
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