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The Suity Contract

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    The Suity Contract

    Feck me, I've got one. Incompetence rife, Programme manager not listening and frankly off his head, projects that have lasted 6/7 years, hordes of consultants, sackings etc.

    I swear he was making this tulip up.

    Difference being, I'm not going to try and save anyone, I'll try and pick the pockets of the drowning. Sweet.
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
    Feck me, I've got one. Incompetence rife, Programme manager not listening and frankly off his head, projects that have lasted 6/7 years, hordes of consultants, sackings etc.
    You'd better make sure you have the right tools for the job then....

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      #3
      don't forget to take your foot off their heads when they are drowned.
      Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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        #4
        Are you the program manager?
        …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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          #5
          Originally posted by WTFH View Post
          Are you the program manager?
          its a complete F up who do YOU think is in charge?

          Last time MF was under Suity then NLYUK was earning triple bubble!
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by WTFH View Post
            Are you the program manager?
            Not yet ;-)
            What happens in General, stays in General.
            You know what they say about assumptions!

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              #7
              Originally posted by WTFH View Post
              Are you the program manager?
              It's the closest job he ever had that related to programming...

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                #8
                Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                Feck me, I've got one. Incompetence rife, Programme manager not listening and frankly off his head, projects that have lasted 6/7 years, hordes of consultants, sackings etc.

                I swear he was making this tulip up.

                Difference being, I'm not going to try and save anyone, I'll try and pick the pockets of the drowning. Sweet.
                Well, at least you won't need to worry about not fitting in...
                His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by Mordac View Post
                  Well, at least you won't need to worry about not fitting in...
                  I can ask at their helpdesk if they need someone to come in and punch little crippled Gypsy girls if you like?
                  What happens in General, stays in General.
                  You know what they say about assumptions!

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                    #10
                    “Instead of complaining that the rose bush is full of thorns, be happy the thorn bush has roses.”
                    Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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