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    Is it too early for.....

    I'm a contractor FFS and they have me on a flight to another office and I've got to leave at 5.30am tomorrow. How the fook did that happen?!?!?!

    Oh well, least I'll be charging for the travel time :-)
    What happens in General, stays in General.
    You know what they say about assumptions!

    #2
    Can't you piss off to bed early and give us a break then?
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
      I'm a contractor FFS and they have me on a flight to another office and I've got to leave at 5.30am tomorrow. How the fook did that happen?!?!?!

      Oh well, least I'll be charging for the travel time :-)
      You go guy!!!

      “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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        #4
        FTFY

        Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
        I'm a BOS contractor FFS and they have me on a flight, in economy, to another office and I've got to leave at 5.30am tomorrow. How the fook did that happen?!?!?!

        Oh well, least I'll be lubing up in the meantime :-)
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by MrMarkyMark View Post
          FTFY
          I think it's a 35 minute flight. I doubt I'll be able to quaff any champers
          What happens in General, stays in General.
          You know what they say about assumptions!

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            #6
            Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
            I think it's a 35 minute flight. I doubt I'll be able to quaff any champers
            If you are being airlifted into Birmingham strapped to a giant cargo net under a Chinook again, you'd be well advised to steer clear of the fizzy drinks.

            HTH
            “The period of the disintegration of the European Union has begun. And the first vessel to have departed is Britain”

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              #7
              Only 35 minutes, must be...

              Brexit is having a wee in the middle of the room at a house party because nobody is talking to you, and then complaining about the smell.

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                #8
                Originally posted by darmstadt View Post
                Only 35 minutes, must be...

                Feck me, I haven't seen Mudskippers sex swing since the Xmas party in 2013.
                What happens in General, stays in General.
                You know what they say about assumptions!

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                  #9
                  Ryanair?

                  I'll be in the Concorde Room (again) in a couple of weeks. Want me to tell you what it's like?
                  …Maybe we ain’t that young anymore

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by MarillionFan View Post
                    Feck me, I haven't seen Mudskippers sex swing since the Xmas party in 2013 (when I sat in it to pleasure SAS & Broke it).
                    FTFY
                    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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