Chico, I need your advice.

[Buffoon]

Chico,

I think I have been sent a sign from God. I’ve just had a Tesco’s Cornish pasty, but it was possessed by Satan as it went straight through me giving me a huge bowel movement and giving me my visions of God.

Does this sign mean that I should stone all Cornish people or does it mean that I should stone people from Tesco’s? I’m new to all this and need your advise on how to interpret signs from God.

[Churchill]

Chico,

I think I have been sent a sign from God. I’ve just had a Tesco’s Cornish pasty, but it was possessed by Satan as it went straight through me giving me a huge bowel movement and giving me my visions of God.

Does this sign mean that I should stone all Cornish people or does it mean that I should stone people from Tesco’s? I’m new to all this and need your advise on how to interpret signs from God.

Stone?

More like "Pebble Dash"...

[Lucifer Box]

The devil moves bowels in mysterious ways.

[sasguru]

Please come to our Alpha Brainwashing course where your bowel experiences will be explained to you.

HTH
Chico

[Flubster]

One problem with this. It seems that pasties originated from Devon after the discovery of a 16th century recipe is some accounts. It is the devils work. Stick to raw steak.

[Logie]

Have you tried asking Gillian McKeith ?

Chico,

I think I have been sent a sign from God. I’ve just had a Tesco’s Cornish pasty, but it was possessed by Satan as it went straight through me giving me a huge bowel movement and giving me my visions of God.

Does this sign mean that I should stone all Cornish people or does it mean that I should stone people from Tesco’s? I’m new to all this and need your advise on how to interpret signs from God.

[Buffoon]

Have you tried asking Gillian McKeith ?

Does she give spiritual advice? Bloody woman, ‘eat this’, ‘don’t eat that’, now you say she dictates how we should interpret signs from God.

[sasguru]

Woof! Woof! Now that's a sign from dog.

IGMC

[Logie]

Dunno about signs from God but at least she'll be able to tell you if you are getting your vitamins

Does she give spiritual advice? Bloody woman, ‘eat this’, ‘don’t eat that’, now you say she dictates how we should interpret signs from God.

[Lucifer Box]

Have you tried asking Gillian McKeith ?

Have you seen her? Flipping skeletal crone she is. I've never seen a worse advert for her own products or a woman more in dire need of a steak and kidney pudding and mushy peas.