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    Interview Nighmare

    Just had a shocker.

    One of those ones where your mind just deserts you and leaves you a gibbering wreck.

    God, just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.

    #2
    Yeah, cool story bro. One for General perhaps?
    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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      #3
      Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
      Just had a shocker.

      One of those ones where your mind just deserts you and leaves you a gibbering wreck.

      God, just wanted the ground to open up and swallow me.
      How can you forget, bun, burger, cheese, toppings, bun, box, bag, give to customer?

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        #4
        I wish it were a dream..

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          #5


          What were you interviewing for?

          Could ask why as well but despite being advised that the safest time to kick a man is when he's down, I'm feeling less sadistic than usual.
          The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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            #6
            Originally posted by LondonManc View Post


            What were you interviewing for?

            Could ask why as well but despite being advised that the safest time to kick a sockie is when he's telling us a tale, I'm feeling less sadistic than usual.
            FTFY
            'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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              #7
              Was is the Pan-Pam dilemma?

              Were you wearing a tux? And then fart?

              qh
              He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

              I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.

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                #8
                Originally posted by LondonManc View Post


                What were you interviewing for?

                Could ask why as well but despite being advised that the safest time to kick a man is when he's down, I'm feeling less sadistic than usual.
                Application designer role.

                Clammed up at the whiteboard.

                Need a drink & then forget this one

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                  #9
                  You should change your user name to Big Blue Train Wreck.

                  HTH.
                  The Chunt of Chunts.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Big Blue Plymouth View Post
                    Clammed up at the whiteboard.
                    Yeah, it's a right pain in the ass when you've been caught blagging by being asked to do something.
                    'CUK forum personality of 2011 - Winner - Yes really!!!!

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