Just in case you didn't know, there's a by-election coming up and we've already seen a number of fake posts, dodgy housing deals and the whatnot so I would like to recommend this candidate:
The Incredible Flying Brick is standing in the Stoke-on-Trent Central by-election.
When elected he pledges to:
Abolish Gravity with immediate effect.
Make fishing a spectator sport by introducing piranha to the Trent.
Develop Stoke-on-Trent Civic Centre into an intergalactic space port.
I will promote Pottermus Hippo to leader of Stoke City Council
Ensure that all European trains will be fuelled by Gravy.
We will bring back waterboarding, Teeth brushing and Washing behind the ears.
When elected he pledges to:
Abolish Gravity with immediate effect.
Make fishing a spectator sport by introducing piranha to the Trent.
Develop Stoke-on-Trent Civic Centre into an intergalactic space port.
I will promote Pottermus Hippo to leader of Stoke City Council
Ensure that all European trains will be fuelled by Gravy.
We will bring back waterboarding, Teeth brushing and Washing behind the ears.
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