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Hector and his sense of humour...

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    Hector and his sense of humour...

    Had an email from HMRC go to my non company junk mail folder (most likely spam),

    However the title was: How To Successfully Sell To The Public Sector.

    Those guys!

    qh
    He had a negative bluety on a quackhandle and was quadraspazzed on a lifeglug.

    I look forward to your all knowing and likely sarcastic and unhelpful reply.


    #2
    And here is the full text

    Dear customer,

    How to successfully sell to the public sector

    HMRC are sending this email on behalf of Emma Jones, the Small Business Crown Representative.

    The Government is Open for Business and wants to work with more small and medium businesses across the UK. They have made a commitment to spend £1 in every £3 with small businesses by 2020, and if you have products or services to sell, this represents an opportunity worth £15bn per year for SME's.

    There's lots of ways for you to find out more and gain support and advice via the webpage where you'll find the latest news and updates, blogs, case studies and upcoming opportunities to supply to government.

    Emma Jones will be hosting a series of webinars, talking directly to government buyers about how to source contracts and perfect your pitch, and with entrepreneurs who have successfully sold to government.

    Government is Open for Business. It's time for you to make the most of the opportunity.

    Alison Walsh

    Head of Digital Support for Business and Agents

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      #3
      What's the webpage?
      Rule Number 1 - Assuming that you have a valid contract in place always try to get your poo onto your timesheet, provided that the timesheet is valid for your current contract and covers the period of time that you are billing for.

      I preferred version 1!

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