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    Russian MP skips session in parliament and sends cardboard cut-out instead | The Independent

    Maybe that's the eventual solution to our awful democracy, no real MPs at all, just a house full of cardboard cutouts to maintain tradition. AI will frame the actual laws and produce different versions according to political bias. The public will be able to choose which they prefer online.

    PS Even a rusty dustbin would be preferable to Ken Clarke.
    bloggoth

    If everything isn't black and white, I say, 'Why the hell not?'
    John Wayne (My guru, not to be confused with my beloved prophet Jeremy Clarkson)

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    Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
    Russian MP skips session in parliament and sends cardboard cut-out instead | The Independent

    Maybe that's the eventual solution to our awful democracy, no real MPs at all, just a house full of cardboard cutouts to maintain tradition. AI will frame the actual laws and produce different versions according to political bias. The public will be able to choose which they prefer online.

    PS Even a rusty dustbin would be preferable to Ken Clarke.
    Maybe you have a point lets just use objects in their place.

    Porn Film for Harperson.

    A big sign saying 'Iz it cuz I is picked upon' for Abbot.

    Brown Envelope for Jim the Plumber.

    Dodgy mortgage document for Mandelslime

    Dodgy Dossier & keys to a public toilet for one PM.

    Pigs head for another

    Copy of "Hello Mr Blue Sky" for Corbyn.
    Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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      #3
      Originally posted by xoggoth View Post
      Russian MP skips session in parliament and sends cardboard cut-out instead | The Independent

      Maybe that's the eventual solution to our awful democracy, no real MPs at all, just a house full of cardboard cutouts to maintain tradition. AI will frame the actual laws and produce different versions according to political bias. The public will be able to choose which they prefer online.

      PS Even a rusty dustbin would be preferable to Ken Clarke.
      RoS sorted. I can substitute my lad to carry the cardboard cut out in.
      The greatest trick the devil ever pulled was convincing the world that he didn't exist

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        #4
        Still gives yet more credence to the term:-


        Cardboard Cut Out C@nt
        The Chunt of Chunts.

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          #5
          Originally posted by LondonManc View Post
          RoS sorted.
          Seems to work for MF. How else does he accumulate all those avios points....?

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