You realise you've sent a boozy, sweary, blokey WhatsApp message after two bottles of wine to your daughter instead of your best mate....
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...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Did it say "I've fancied you for years and really want you to shag me senseless"?- The meaning of life is to give life meaning
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Originally posted by DannyF1966 View PostDid it say "I've fancied you for years and really want you to shag me senseless"?...my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostWorst than that. It referred to my daughter's mother..."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostWorst than that. It referred to my daughter's mother...- The meaning of life is to give life meaning
- Worrying about tomorrow spoils today
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My daughter's mum is my ex-wife already so I think I dodged a bullet there. However my daughter has never heard me swear. I saved it all up for just now....my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostMy daughter's mum is my ex-wife already so I think I dodged a bullet there. However my daughter has never heard me swear. I saved it all up for just now.
Whereas my nephew learned the valuable phrase "There's F-all to eat in here", when looking in the fridge, by the age of 5Comment
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I have rung up and told my daughter that I didn't want her to take my remarks about her mother out of context. To be honest I'm not sure I got away with it......my quagmire of greed....my cesspit of laziness and unfairness....all I am doing is sticking two fingers up at nurses, doctors and other hard working employed professionals...
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Originally posted by Lockhouse View PostI have rung up and told my daughter that I didn't want her to take my remarks about her mother out of context. To be honest I'm not sure I got away with it...
Point out if she tells her mother in the wrong context she won't get xxx due to her mother's rage."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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