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Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:24
Will you go for CUK drinks next month?

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 15:25
Will you go for CUK drinks next month?


False advertising - there was no poll! I like polls! I'm very dissappointed now :(

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:26
False advertising - there was no poll! I like polls! I'm very dissappointed now :(
You see this is why your post count shoots up so quickly. I was still getting the poll up (ahem).

Patience my dear.

;)

Flubster
15th November 2006, 15:27
I may have set my expectations a little too high.

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 15:27
Yeah as long as it's in the city and I'm not ambushed by lots of old hairy real ale drinker geeks.

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 15:28
Where is 'Yes - it will be rubbish/argumentative/violent/etc' ?

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:29
Where is 'Yes - it will be rubbish/argumentative/violent/etc' ?
Aah - my mistake.

:)

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 15:30
Where is the


"Yes, if I can get a pink pass from the missus"

option ?

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:32
Where is the


"Yes, if I can get a pink pass from the missus"

option ?
WTF?

Despite being single I am aware of the 'got a pass out' expression, but what is a 'pink pass'?? You going gay for the night Ardesco??

AtW
15th November 2006, 15:34
but what is a 'pink pass'??

He probably meant one from Orwells' "1984" story.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 15:34
Where is 'Yes - it will be rubbish/argumentative/violent/etc' ?


My hotel is booked :)

I cant wait!!

Please get out early though, else I'll be too pissed to speak to any of you.

Lucifer Box
15th November 2006, 15:34
No, it's for me as I'm coming out at xmas.

Cliphead
15th November 2006, 15:36
Location?

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:36
London - venue TBA

8 said yes so far. Not bad.

Lucy
15th November 2006, 15:37
No, it's for me as I'm coming out at xmas.

As Robert Kazinsky ?

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 15:37
WTF?

Despite being single I am aware of the 'got a pass out' expression, but what is a 'pink pass'?? You going gay for the night Ardesco??

Well it's pink because it is given to you by your lady. I'd feel worried if she was giving me big blue passes, scratching her crotch and wearing lumbrjack clothing....

:eek:

AtW
15th November 2006, 15:40
Are we all going to claim £150 allowance too? :banana:

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 15:41
You watch - the HMRC will turn up and drag us away in body bags.

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 15:42
Are we all going to claim £150 allowance too? :banana:

We could invite each other and claim £300 each :banana: :banana:

Paula
15th November 2006, 15:45
Would it not be easier to have a poll of where people would like it to be i.e. not everyone is in London. And not everyone can take a day off

Lucifer Box
15th November 2006, 15:45
As Robert Kazinsky ?
No, it's Robbie Williams year this year. Maybe next year though. :)

Lucy
15th November 2006, 15:48
No, it's Robbie Williams year this year. Maybe next year though. :)

a) I can wait.
b) He will do.

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 15:49
Well London is the only place mentioned so far and most contractors should be able to get there for a night dammit!!!

AtW
15th November 2006, 15:50
Would it not be easier to have a poll of where people would like it to be i.e. not everyone is in London. And not everyone can take a day off

Better meet up in Second Life (http://secondlife.com/) :eek:

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:50
We're up to 10.

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 15:51
My response will be added once I have had my pink pass approved/denied :D

sasguru
15th November 2006, 15:51
We're up to 10.

Or 14 if you invite Andyw :D

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:54
My response will be added once I have had my pink pass approved/denied :D
Rearrange the following to make a meaningful sentence:

thumb is Ardesco the under

Xeno in 'footloose and fancy-free' mode

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 15:56
And I have a large thumbprint just above my forhead to prove it :)

Anyway, it's the best way to be if you don't want her taking half.... :P

Paula
15th November 2006, 15:58
Why don't you chaps bring your partners?

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 15:58
Or 14 if you invite Andyw :D
:)

Yes good one!

**** knows if it will ever happen, but the build-up is a lot of fun. Ardesco is putting in a pink pass request (love that), Lucy is getting all juiced up at the thought of LB being there and there is still this brilliantly tense undertone going of are these new female posters really female.

I'm excited. I can't wait.

;)

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 15:59
I would but a 2 year old, and a second on the way makes nights out together slightly awkward.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:01
:)

Yes good one!

**** knows if it will ever happen, but the build-up is a lot of fun. Ardesco is putting in a pink pass request (love that), Lucy is getting all juiced up at the thought of LB being there and there is still this brilliantly tense undertone going of are these new female posters really female.

I'm excited. I can't wait.

;)


Me too :) Its going to be excellent seeing what everyone looks like :)
And it's going to be so much fun watchng everyones face when me and Lucy walk in with our hairy builders arses hanging out :)

Anyway, regardless....its an afternoon/evening in London on the beers with loads of fellow IT Contractors - what could possibly go wrong?! :rollin:

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:01
Me too :) Its going to be excellent seeing what everyone looks like :)
And it's going to be so much fun watchng everyones face when me and Lucy walk in with our hairy builders arses hanging out :)

Anyway, regardless....its an afternoon/evening in London on the beers with loads of fellow IT Contractors - what could possibly go wrong?! :rollin:
Are we going to do the 'red carnation in the lapel' thing?

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:02
Are we going to do the 'red carnation in the lapel' thing?


I dont think we'll have to. Everyone will walk through the pub doors with the same scared shitless look on their faces - we'll stand out a mile :)

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:03
Are we going to do the 'red carnation in the lapel' thing?
I'm with you on that EO. I can get some 'passes' done. They'll be like backstage VIP access things that you wear around your neck. Am I taking this too seriously??

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 16:03
I would but a 2 year old, and a second on the way makes nights out together slightly awkward.

Thats the best reason to get out. I have a 2y10m and a 9w. Escape required!

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:03
I dont think we'll have to. Everyone will walk through the pub doors with the same scared shitless look on their faces - we'll stand out a mile :)
Where you staying Sal? I need to find somewhere and it's always nice to have someone to prop the hotel bar up with...

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:05
I'm with you on that EO. I can get some 'passes' done. They'll be like backstage VIP access things that you wear around your neck. Am I taking this too seriously??


ha ha ha ha - excellent idea!!! :)

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:05
And it's going to be so much fun watchng everyones face when me and Lucy walk in with our hairy builders arses hanging out :)
Many moons (pun intended) ago I had coital relations with a girl with very, very, very thick, very, very, very black hair who turned out to have a hairier ass than me. Not good.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:05
Where you staying Sal? I need to find somewhere and it's always nice to have someone to prop the hotel bar up with...


I might be nieve to the point of stupid, but like I'd tell you that?!!

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:06
I dont think we'll have to. Everyone will walk through the pub doors with the same scared shitless look on their faces - we'll stand out a mile :)

Like SAS will have when Bernard Common arrives? :talk:

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:06
I might be nieve to the point of stupid, but like I'd tell you that?!!
Ooops.. That wasn't a loaded question...

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:07
Like SAS will have when Bernard Common arrives? :talk:
We're up to 11 and no fighting kids.

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:07
12...

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:08
Thank you for sharing that...
Welcome ZG. Come out next month and I'll tell you stories that'll make your little green goolies shudder.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:09
Welcome ZG. Come out next month and I'll tell you stories that'll make your little green goolies shudder.


Do Giant Alien Lizards have green goolies? I never thought about that before! I think that would be more of a turn off than ginger pubes!

sasguru
15th November 2006, 16:10
Like SAS will have when Bernard Common arrives? :talk:

Who is Bernard Common?

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:15
Dunno about that; my last GF had ginger pubes...


Ewww - any self respecting ginge would shave!

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 16:16
Ewww - any self respecting ginge would shave!

Or kill themselves.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:17
Or kill themselves.

Well thats a bit extreme.

Actually, any self respecting ginge would pass themselves of as a strawberry blonde (like my good self) :)

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:17
I used to get ginger furballs...
Nice Zeit, real nice...

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 16:18
I used to get ginger furballs...

I just spilled coffee everywhere. Thank you.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:18
I used to get ginger furballs...

:rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin: :rollin:

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 16:18
Well thats a bit extreme.

Actually, any self respecting ginge would pass themselves of as a strawberry blonde (like my good self) :)

That's a poor lie. I had a ging ex though so I shouldn't moan. Then again she was a bitch so...

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:19
That's a poor lie. I had a ging ex though so I shouldn't moan. Then again she was a bitch so...


Why did you change your name anyway TCB?

cojak
15th November 2006, 16:20
But if it's still on Thursday 14th, I can't make it :(

I'm off to Tenerife on the 15th.

Sorry Chaps....

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:20
That's a poor lie. I had a ging ex though so I shouldn't moan. Then again she was a bitch so...
Here's one for you... An erstwhile colleague once told me that all gingers stink of p1ss. Any of you care to confirm/deny said allegation?

Frankly, I cannot imagine that Isla Fisher stinks of p1ss even for a minute... Not that it'd stand in my way if she did :eek:

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 16:21
Any time.

HTH.

Is the keyboard fecked?

:) Fortunately no. It's a large circa 1992 2kg IBM clackety thing so it's survived about 5 cups of coffee, 4 orange juices, 2 tins of pepsi and some vomit.

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:21
But if it's still on Thursday 14th, I can't make it :(

I'm off to Tenerife on the 15th.

Sorry Chaps....
Pah cojak. Was looking forward to a drink with you.

The winter sun-loving one does raise a good point though - are we decided on a date?

realityhack
15th November 2006, 16:21
I used to get ginger furballs...

I just inhaled my tea!

:eek:

The Clown Beater
15th November 2006, 16:22
Here's one for you... An erstwhile colleague once told me that all gingers stink of p1ss. Any of you care to confirm/deny said allegation?

Frankly, I cannot imagine that Isla Fisher stinks of p1ss even for a minute... Not that it'd stand in my way if she did :eek:

It's more of a ASDA economy orange squash type smell. Bit musty.

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:23
It's more of a ASDA economy orange squash type smell. Bit musty.
So, nothing a Femme Fresh wouldn't fix then?

cojak
15th November 2006, 16:23
I can turn up on the Wednesday if it's not been finalised....

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:24
Here's one for you... An erstwhile colleague once told me that all gingers stink of p1ss. Any of you care to confirm/deny said allegation?

Frankly, I cannot imagine that Isla Fisher stinks of p1ss even for a minute... Not that it'd stand in my way if she did :eek:


I'm strawberry blonde so I cannot comment.

Ardesco
15th November 2006, 16:25
But if it's still on Thursday 14th, I can't make it :(

I'm off to Tenerife on the 15th.

Sorry Chaps....

I thought it was the 19th.....

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:25
14...

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:26
I can turn up on the Wednesday if it's not been finalised....


:( I was hoping to gain valuable girl CUK advice from you!

I can only make the 19th - maybe there should be 2 do's?

cojak
15th November 2006, 16:28
We need a poll with dates (I'm not going to force the majority decision - if it's the 19th, so be it...)

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:29
We need a poll with dates (I'm not going to force the majority decision - if it's the 19th, so be it...)


Me neither - if its the 14th we could arrange some kind of webcam thing? Thats my birthday, so I'll be out in GeordieLand - I'd gladly dial in at some point! :)

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:38
:( I was hoping to gain valuable girl CUK advice from you!

I can only make the 19th - maybe there should be 2 do's?

Let me get this right..You can only make the 19th, and will be gone before most people arrive. So we're having it on the 19th, on the offchance of catching you for 5 minutes. We're not worthy!

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:40
Who is Bernard Common?

Have you gone and got him banned? That's pretty pathetic SAS, crying to mummy!

sasguru
15th November 2006, 16:40
Have you gone and got him banned? That's pretty pathetic SAS, crying to mummy!

Not me, guv ....I just pointed out to admin when he started PM'ing me ...

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:43
Not me, guv ....I just pointed out to admin when he started PM'ing me ...

Well, you said you were going to tell admin, next thing he's got banned.

Watch waht you say to SAS guys or he'll set his mummy on you.

realityhack
15th November 2006, 16:43
I'm up for the webcam idea - as long as someone brings a laptop, 3G card and proxima along...

sasguru
15th November 2006, 16:46
Well, you said you were going to tell admin, next thing he's got banned.

Watch waht you say to SAS guys or he'll set his mummy on you.

Hey I don't mind what goes on in public, you can insult me all you want, but I won't be PM'd with crap from a cretin like Bernard Common.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:46
Let me get this right..You can only make the 19th, and will be gone before most people arrive. So we're having it on the 19th, on the offchance of catching you for 5 minutes. We're not worthy!


Eh? Who said I'd be gone before any of you arrive grumpy sod?

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:47
Did you get Andyw and Jabberwocky banned?

sasguru
15th November 2006, 16:47
Did you get Andyw and Jabberwocky banned?

I think they got themselves banned ...

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:49
Eh? Who said I'd be gone before any of you arrive grumpy sod?

You said the other day you had to catch a train i.e. you'd be gone long before closing. What's the point of having a p1ss up if you go home early?

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:49
I think they got themselves banned ...

Erm, I wonder. Best be careful not to upset you!

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:49
I think they got themselves banned ...


Hoy PussBag - leave SAS alone. Bernard was out of line the her day, so if he got banned it was his own stupid fault.

AtW
15th November 2006, 16:50
Did you get Andyw and Jabberwocky banned?

They called it upon themselves IMO, certainly Jabberetard.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:51
You said the other day you had to catch a train i.e. you'd be gone long before closing. What's the point of having a p1ss up if you go home early?

No - I said the other day that if it was on the 19th I would extend my stay in London for a night (which I have).

I want you all out early so that I'm not too pissed when you all come out. I'm not siting around all day twiddling my thumbs until 8 o'clock!

Is that alright with you?

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:51
Hoy PussBag - leave SAS alone. Bernard was out of line the her day, so if he got banned it was his own stupid fault.

He said he was going to have a word with admin. So he got someone banned.
I didn't realise we could wipe out the people we didn't like. I'm just compiling a list to complain about. :rolleyes:

sasguru
15th November 2006, 16:52
Erm, I wonder

Wonder all you want. I quite liked Jabberwocky anyway.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:53
He said he was going to have a word with admin. So he got someone banned.
I didn't realise we could wipe out the people we didn't like. I'm just compiling a list to complain about. :rolleyes:


He was threatening to hit him!

Notice SAS's discretion in not posting his PM's!

sasguru
15th November 2006, 16:53
He said he was going to have a word with admin. So he got someone banned.
I didn't realise we could wipe out the people we didn't like. I'm just compiling a list to complain about. :rolleyes:

When I send you crap in your personal mailbox please feel free to complain about me. Until then, STFU.

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:54
He was threatening to hit him!

Notice SAS's discretion in not posting his PM's!
Hear hear.

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:54
He was threatening to hit him!

Notice SAS's discretion in not posting his PM's!

Well it's hardly going to make any difference getting him banned is it. Just means he's more likely to be at the party and more p1ssed off. I'm not a great fan of the bloke but not keen on people who cry to admin.

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:56
Well it's hardly going to make any difference getting him banned is it. Just means he's more likely to be at the party and more p1ssed off. I'm not a great fan of the bloke but not keen on people who cry to admin.


He'll proably come back as a lass and flirt shamelessly with him :)

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:57
He'll proably come back as a lass and flirt shamelessly with him :)
Then arrange to meet up with him and kill him :bluelight

sasguru
15th November 2006, 16:57
He'll proably come back as a lass and flirt shamelessly with him :)

Aaaarghhhh. SallyAnne is BernardCommon and I claim my 5 pink fluffy slippers :eek:

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 16:57
My personal standpoint would be not to stand for getting physical violence threats either to be honest Bagpuss. I mean how would you feel about it if it happened to you?

Good riddance is what I say. Also, I am quite sure that Admin would have looked into what was said before making any decision to ban.

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 16:58
Then arrange to meet up with him and kill him :bluelight

and then bury his body down a disused mine shaft

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 16:58
Aaaarghhhh. SallyAnne is BernardCommon and I claim my 5 pink fluffy slippers :eek:


ha ha - I'm not as pretty :)

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 16:59
and then bury his body down a disused mine shaft
That rules SallyAnne out then - I imagine her mine shaft is far from disused :spank:

Bagpuss
15th November 2006, 17:00
My personal standpoint would be not to stand for getting physical violence threats either to be honest Bagpuss. I mean how would you feel about it if it happened to you?

Good riddance is what I say. Also, I am quite sure that Admin would have looked into what was said before making any decision to ban.

Do you think he really mean't it? Nothing else he said was more than utter babble.

sasguru
15th November 2006, 17:00
That rules SallyAnne out then - I imagine her mine shaft is far from disused :spank:

Aaargggh. Just split my coffee, you bastard :rollin:

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 17:01
Aaargggh. Just split my coffee, you bastard :rollin:
;)

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 17:01
Do you think he really mean't it? Nothing else he said was more than utter babble.
Yeah you could well be right. Still, I don't like the thought of getting abusive PMs. I much prefer the flirtatious ones!

*Checks PMs*

*Xeno's mailbox is empty*

Pah...

:(

sasguru
15th November 2006, 17:02
Do you think he really mean't it? Nothing else he said was more than utter babble.

Well his sole point on being on the board was to pick on me (or so it felt). He was (is) a very dysfunctional guy who actually thought all this was reality. Scary to be honest.

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 17:02
That rules SallyAnne out then - I imagine her mine shaft is far from disused :spank:
Ho ho ho!

EqualOpportunities
15th November 2006, 17:03
Ho ho ho!
In the Christmas spirit already then Xen?

SallyAnne
15th November 2006, 17:03
That rules SallyAnne out then - I imagine her mine shaft is far from disused :spank:

:rollin: Not that you'll ever find out for sure...

The Lone Gunman
15th November 2006, 17:03
My personal standpoint would be not to stand for getting physical violence threats either to be honest Bagpuss. I mean how would you feel about it if it happened to you?

Good riddance is what I say. Also, I am quite sure that Admin would have looked into what was said before making any decision to ban.That would have me banned too, I think I have asked a couple of chaps outside for a fist fight. etc.

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 17:03
In the Christmas spirit already then Xen?
Oh yes my friend!!

Bring it on!!!

:D

cojak
15th November 2006, 17:04
Bugger - looks like I missed a good (almost) fisticuffs.

when did all this happen?

Xenophon
15th November 2006, 17:04
That would have me banned too, I think I have asked a couple of chaps outside for a fist fight. etc.
TLG!! You can't ask people outside on a bulletin board!!

:rolleyes:

cojak
15th November 2006, 17:07
'Course he can - it doesn't mean that anyone else turns up.... :D

He stands in the drizzle yelling 'C'mon if you think yer hard enough!' into the dark and lonely night...

The Lone Gunman
15th November 2006, 17:07
TLG!! You can't ask people outside on a bulletin board!!

:rolleyes:I can and I have!

realityhack
15th November 2006, 17:08
I propose we all get registered and go to a bar on Second Life, and watch this. :)

sasguru
15th November 2006, 17:09
'Course he can - it doesn't mean that anyone else turns up.... :D

He stands in the drizzle yelling 'C'mon if you think yer hard enough!' into the dark and lonely night...

And that is the image of BernardCommon I'll carry with me as I leave for the pub ...Good evening, one and all

hyperD
15th November 2006, 17:42
I propose we all get registered and go to a bar on Second Life, and watch this. :)
Fantastic idea: "Oi! Inside 2nd life, get yerself an avatar and meet me by the really wierd purple building on the southside of First Land!"

realityhack
15th November 2006, 17:43
Fantastic idea: "Oi! Inside 2nd life, get yerself an avatar and meet me by the really wierd purple building on the southside of First Land!"

And if he chooses to be a 'furry', we can set fire to him!

snaw
15th November 2006, 21:44
I would but not gonna be here.

MrsGoof
15th November 2006, 23:05
just getting last post on alll threads

hyperD
15th November 2006, 23:20
And if he chooses to be a 'furry', we can set fire to him!
Ah yes, reminds me of Postal 2: suck a pipe of the good stuff, grab a petrol can, go to the disco, light can and throw it at the dancers on the floor, hear the screaming and watch the contortions, do the same with Gary Coleman. Avoid armed bouncers. Sick, sick, sick... :D

MrsGoof
15th November 2006, 23:24
:bang: :tantrum: :bang: :tantrum:

hyperD
15th November 2006, 23:28
While this solution worked, it was fundamentally flawed, creating the otherwise contradictory systemic anomaly, that, if left unchecked, might threaten the system itself. Ergo, those who refused the program, while a minority, would constitute an escalating probability of disaster.