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cojak
24th March 2017, 13:01
Gov needs to splash 245m on IT contractors (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/24/gov_may_need_to_splash_245m_per_year_on_it_contrac tors_nao/)



HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :rollin:

BrilloPad
24th March 2017, 13:02
Won't they just get Crapita in instead? And pay 10 times the price.

MrMarkyMark
24th March 2017, 13:04
Gov needs 245m on IT contractors (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/24/gov_may_need_to_splash_245m_per_year_on_it_contrac tors_nao/)



HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :rollin:

Oh dear :laugh

NotAllThere
24th March 2017, 13:51
Won't they just get Crapita in instead? And pay 10 times the price.For a tenth of the quality...

northernladyuk
24th March 2017, 14:59
Get Crapita in instead. And pay 10 times the price.


For a tenth of the quality...

That should be their mission statement.

I see Brillo saying his bit in a Barry Scott Cillit Bang voice, and then NAT as one of those reassuring voice over ladies advertising adult continence aids to shauny on daytime telly.

gables
24th March 2017, 15:07
Whilst we laugh, it's ****ing outrageous really. Also, there'll be a 'skills shortage' even though there's plenty on the bench.

DaveB
24th March 2017, 15:09
Gov needs to splash 245m on IT contractors (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2017/03/24/gov_may_need_to_splash_245m_per_year_on_it_contrac tors_nao/)



HAHAHAHAHAHAH! :rollin:

I particularly liked this bit:


However, the issue of skills will only be exacerbated as thousands of tech contractors are set to leave the public sector amid a major crackdown on the tax freelancers pay via IR35.

SueEllen
24th March 2017, 16:08
Whilst we laugh, it's ****ing outrageous really. Also, there'll be a 'skills shortage' even though there's plenty on the bench.

Nah we just get them from India and then get a third of that number in the UK to manage them.

DotasScandal
24th March 2017, 16:13
Nah we just get them from India and then get a third of that number in the UK to manage them.

Empire 2.0

gables
24th March 2017, 17:28
Nah we just get them from India and then get a third of that number in the UK to manage them.

What I meant was, it'll be reported as a skills shortage by press\politicians, then we'll do as you say :-)

Bluenose
24th March 2017, 17:34
Paging Wipro U.K sales executive Mr. Reddy....

......I have the resourcing manager for the U.K Civil Service on the line....

....what's that sir? you are still on the golf course with HMRC ? No problem sir I will tell them to call back later.....