1. Scotland gets indyref & votes leave. Can't get in EU, SNP Land Reform Act (to reclaim grouse moors from hedge funds and other uber-rich types) results in Alba becoming anathema to World markets. Everyone eating grass and rocks within six months.
2. Shetland hosts Ref and leaves Scotland, becomes zero-tax oil caliphate/Crown Dependency.
3. Orkney hosts Ref and leaves to become Crown Dependency, no oil but bloated bourgeoisie of well-minted wind farmers. Everyone else reduced to playing fiddle in folk costume for visiting cruise liners.
4. City of London Corp declares itself an Enclave. Border fenced and mined, the Aldormen finally revealed as the one true Rosicrucian Order. Rest of London becomes remarkably similar to scenes from the film 'Escape from New York', sans Kurt Russel.
5. Gangs of Morris Dancers begin roaming the market towns, duffing up anyone drinking malted beverages below room temperature.
Anything else?
2. Shetland hosts Ref and leaves Scotland, becomes zero-tax oil caliphate/Crown Dependency.
3. Orkney hosts Ref and leaves to become Crown Dependency, no oil but bloated bourgeoisie of well-minted wind farmers. Everyone else reduced to playing fiddle in folk costume for visiting cruise liners.
4. City of London Corp declares itself an Enclave. Border fenced and mined, the Aldormen finally revealed as the one true Rosicrucian Order. Rest of London becomes remarkably similar to scenes from the film 'Escape from New York', sans Kurt Russel.
5. Gangs of Morris Dancers begin roaming the market towns, duffing up anyone drinking malted beverages below room temperature.
Anything else?
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