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    I'm going to get some chores done...

    ...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    ...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.
    Do you want a push?

    as in Benny Hill

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      #3
      Originally posted by SallyAnne
      ...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.
      That's not you in the avatar then?

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        #4
        Originally posted by SallyAnne
        ...if I can manage to squeeze my fat arse out of the door.

        if you are to lasy and to fat you should get a polish person to do it for you.

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          #5
          Originally posted by Dobra
          if you are to lasy and to fat you should get a polish person to do it for you.
          Aah Dobra is on. I like Dobra!

          Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Xenophon
            Aah Dobra is on. I like Dobra!

            So does fleety.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Xenophon
              Aah Dobra is on. I like Dobra!


              I know one sure thing. you are not my mother

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                #8
                Very true Dobra.

                One of my favourite Dobra posts:

                Originally posted by Dobra
                anywhere with more than two bedrooms in Poland is called a prison
                Rule #76: No excuses. Play like a champion.

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                  #9


                  My lad has taken my keys to work with him, so it looks like I'm stuck in after all!
                  He clearly doesnt want me out nicking bags again
                  The pope is a tard.

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                    #10
                    I got some shirts need ironing ...
                    Hang on - there is actually a place called Cheddar?? - cailin maith

                    Any forum is a collection of assorted weirdos, cranks and pervs - Board Game Geek

                    That will be a simply fab time to catch up for a beer. - Tay

                    Have you ever seen somebody lick the chutney spoon in an Indian Restaurant and put it back ? - Cyberghoul

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