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Hard brexit - Uk to nuke Channel Tunnel

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    Hard brexit - Uk to nuke Channel Tunnel

    Is it still april 1st??
    Super-hard Brexit: how UK planned to blow up the Channel Tunnel with a nuclear bomb | The Independent

    #2
    Good to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.

    You should try read a few other papers.

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      #3
      Originally posted by The_Equalizer View Post
      Good to see the standard issue mushroom cloud photo.
      Yes, because some nuclear bombs just give you a little tickle under the chin, don't they?

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        #4
        I thought they just had a big plug at the top of the tunnel at the halfway point.

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          #5
          “Barbarians at the gates of Calais” – to use one civil servant’s phrase – would not be “hordes” of immigrants, but an invading Soviet army.
          Oh Dear
          Always forgive your enemies; nothing annoys them so much.

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            #6
            Originally posted by vetran View Post
            Oh Dear
            They already own half of West London.

            The arabs own the other half.

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              #7
              Then I suggest you get out while you still can...
              His heart is in the right place - shame we can't say the same about his brain...

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                #8
                Perhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.
                Down with racism. Long live miscegenation!

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                  #9
                  , “And the fear expressed that quick and comfortable train journeys [through the tunnel] would make England a holiday resort for hordes of more or less undesirable people, who would introduce foreign customs, deface the countryside and otherwise interrupt English habits of living.”Q
                  Must be referring to you
                  How fortunate for governments that the people they administer don't think

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by NotAllThere View Post
                    Perhaps the French have already implemented a nuclear device in the tunnel - after all, they built half of it, and nobody would miss Calais very much if there was a mortar effect.
                    Why go nuclear when you can let French farmers stage a protest there?
                    You're awesome! Get yourself a t-shirt.

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