Its been a pretty tulipty day today - can everyone say something pretty before we go?
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Can we end the day on a high?
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Originally posted by SallyAnneIts been a pretty tulipty day today - can everyone say something pretty before we go?The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave -
Sorry Sal, for mentioning fatThe court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.
But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”Comment
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i've had such a rubbish day to day...
struggling to concentrate
got wet this morning walking to the bus...
think i have a cold sore coming up
think i am contracting man flu...
whats helping me get through...
i will relax in a deep hot bath this evening with a glass of white and some tunes on in the background--------------------------------------------------------------------------------
SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?Comment
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Originally posted by krameri've had such a rubbish day to day...
struggling to concentrate
got wet this morning walking to the bus...
think i have a cold sore coming up
think i am contracting man flu...
whats helping me get through...
i will relax in a deep hot bath this evening with a glass of white and some tunes on in the background
Dude, we're 30, not women!The pope is a tard.Comment
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Make me feel good thinking about itBut I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the youngerComment
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I've been asked to interview and recruit a permie!
Anyone fancy a job as an MS-Access report writer for ~£20K? You'll need at least 5 years of Access, Sql Server, VB/.Net. Oh, and it's in central London.
Don't all rush to apply!Comment
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Originally posted by SallyAnneDude, we're 30, not women!Hard Brexit now!
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Originally posted by SallyAnneDude, we're 30, not women!Comment
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