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Can we end the day on a high?

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    Can we end the day on a high?

    Its been a pretty tulipty day today - can everyone say something pretty before we go?
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    Its been a pretty tulipty day today - can everyone say something pretty before we go?
    What's been wrong with today? I've had a hoot...
    The squint, the cocked eye and clenched first are the cornerstones of all Merseyside communication from birth to grave

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      #3
      Sorry Sal, for mentioning fat
      The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

      But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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        #4
        Originally posted by Bagpuss
        Sorry Sal, for mentioning fat
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          i've had such a rubbish day to day...

          struggling to concentrate
          got wet this morning walking to the bus...
          think i have a cold sore coming up
          think i am contracting man flu...

          whats helping me get through...

          i will relax in a deep hot bath this evening with a glass of white and some tunes on in the background
          --------------------------------------------------------------------------------

          SA - Is it like a dragons nostril?

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            #6
            Originally posted by kramer
            i've had such a rubbish day to day...

            struggling to concentrate
            got wet this morning walking to the bus...
            think i have a cold sore coming up
            think i am contracting man flu...

            whats helping me get through...

            i will relax in a deep hot bath this evening with a glass of white and some tunes on in the background

            Dude, we're 30, not women!
            The pope is a tard.

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              #7
              Nude swedish female beach volley squad.


              Make me feel good thinking about it
              But I discovered nothing else but depraved, excessive superstition. Pliny the younger

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                #8
                I've been asked to interview and recruit a permie!

                Anyone fancy a job as an MS-Access report writer for ~£20K? You'll need at least 5 years of Access, Sql Server, VB/.Net. Oh, and it's in central London.

                Don't all rush to apply!

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by SallyAnne
                  Dude, we're 30, not women!
                  Ah! I knew you weren't a woman. You fooled everyone for a while though, eh?
                  Hard Brexit now!
                  #prayfornodeal

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by SallyAnne
                    Dude, we're 30, not women!
                    I thought you were a woman? Come on, who are you really?

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