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I thought urinating in public was banned?
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Originally posted by TheFaQQer View PostA pay off from Donald Trump for pissing somewhere that she shouldn't? Like that would ever happen!Comment
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A friend told me he was going home after a night out. At the front garden he could not longer hold his bladder so weeeeed in the front garden. He finished and looked up to see a policeman watching him. He said "you don't understand occifer - this is my garden". He replied "no you don't understand. you are nicked for urinating in public".....Comment
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Originally posted by zeitghostWhat for?
For pissing on Trump's golf course?Comment
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"I thought urinating in public was banned?"
No, not on the basis of the Scottish version of the country code. Needs to be discrete, but otherwise it's accepted, almost as if it was natural human bodily function.Comment
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Originally posted by BrilloPad View PostComment
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