When did some wise god ever decide some dumb essex bird should drive a car? Chelsea tractors r ok with me so long as they drive fast and dont block me.
Today I did a bad move. My fault I admit, I almost totaled the 4x4. But the reaction I got from the fat bitch upset me. I said I was sorry for almost damaging my car with her noob cannon.
Then the bitch starts going on about me talking on the mobile and endagaring her and her kids. Lame bitch. She is in a 4x4, at 40mph she wont die neither will her kids. Damn idiots.
Then when I reverse there is a lynch mob forming, and despite my desire to run over the decrepid bastards I stop and listen to one of them waiting for the lights to go green.
He tells me I should give my insurance details to her and that they have my tag, decrepid idiot, I didnt even hit her ride. At which point i drive off leaving the lamer on the side of the road as the idiot tried to hold on to my door handle and the rest of the noobs in agony as they wont be making any money off me.
Come to think off it, I should have called the police and reported an assault on my car, as the bitch slammed my door, I guess I am too nice.
All 4x4 drivers deserve to be killed. I have a countach in the garage and that owns any 4x4 so your all lamers.
Today I did a bad move. My fault I admit, I almost totaled the 4x4. But the reaction I got from the fat bitch upset me. I said I was sorry for almost damaging my car with her noob cannon.
Then the bitch starts going on about me talking on the mobile and endagaring her and her kids. Lame bitch. She is in a 4x4, at 40mph she wont die neither will her kids. Damn idiots.
Then when I reverse there is a lynch mob forming, and despite my desire to run over the decrepid bastards I stop and listen to one of them waiting for the lights to go green.
He tells me I should give my insurance details to her and that they have my tag, decrepid idiot, I didnt even hit her ride. At which point i drive off leaving the lamer on the side of the road as the idiot tried to hold on to my door handle and the rest of the noobs in agony as they wont be making any money off me.
Come to think off it, I should have called the police and reported an assault on my car, as the bitch slammed my door, I guess I am too nice.
All 4x4 drivers deserve to be killed. I have a countach in the garage and that owns any 4x4 so your all lamers.
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