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thief
17th November 2006, 06:53
When did some wise god ever decide some dumb essex bird should drive a car? Chelsea tractors r ok with me so long as they drive fast and dont block me.

Today I did a bad move. My fault I admit, I almost totaled the 4x4. But the reaction I got from the fat bitch upset me. I said I was sorry for almost damaging my car with her noob cannon.

Then the bitch starts going on about me talking on the mobile and endagaring her and her kids. Lame bitch. She is in a 4x4, at 40mph she wont die neither will her kids. Damn idiots.

Then when I reverse there is a lynch mob forming, and despite my desire to run over the decrepid bastards I stop and listen to one of them waiting for the lights to go green.

He tells me I should give my insurance details to her and that they have my tag, decrepid idiot, I didnt even hit her ride. At which point i drive off leaving the lamer on the side of the road as the idiot tried to hold on to my door handle and the rest of the noobs in agony as they wont be making any money off me.

Come to think off it, I should have called the police and reported an assault on my car, as the bitch slammed my door, I guess I am too nice.

All 4x4 drivers deserve to be killed. I have a countach in the garage and that owns any 4x4 so your all lamers.

MarillionFan
17th November 2006, 08:28
Running away thief from a little lady. Bet you cried when you got in, hid in the corner, cried some more and then thought 'Yeh. I'm hard, I'm going to post like I just don't care" :help:

Flubster
17th November 2006, 08:30
Thief=c0ck

Churchill
17th November 2006, 08:55
Thief = Helios. Ban the moron!

Spacecadet
17th November 2006, 09:21
i've got a lexus rx400 :D

Flubster
17th November 2006, 09:33
i've got a lexus rx400 :D
Chaffeur driven I presume...

Spacecadet
17th November 2006, 09:39
Chaffeur driven I presume...

nah - it has got cruise control. Great for sticking to the exact speed limit and annoying everyone behind me :p

Flubster
17th November 2006, 09:42
nah - it has got cruise control. Great for sticking to the exact speed limit and annoying everyone behind me :p
You weren't on the A31 this morning were you?

Spacecadet
17th November 2006, 09:46
You weren't on the A31 this morning were you?

no where near
was on: A6 -> M60 -> A62

Paula
17th November 2006, 09:47
Those 4X4 things are very annoying, they're always slowing down for bends in the road so they don't topple over.

Churchill
17th November 2006, 09:50
Those 4X4 things are very annoying, they're always slowing down for bends in the road so they don't topple over.

Don't talk shite! My RR hardly leans at all, even when going through Jubilee Bends!

Flubster
17th November 2006, 09:51
no where near
was on: A6 -> M60 -> A62
Must be a different c0ck then... :D

Paula
17th November 2006, 09:56
Don't talk shite! My RR hardly leans at all, even when going through Jubilee Bends!

They can't go around bends as fast as cars, unless you defy the laws of physics. So 4x4 people, please get out of the outside lane and stay with the caravans please, thank you dears :p

Spacecadet
17th November 2006, 09:58
Those 4X4 things are very annoying, they're always slowing down for bends in the road so they don't topple over.

My previous car was a Focus ST170, that was fast round corners, infact could go a lot faster than was comfortable

The Rx300 is equally capable of going round corners faster than the comfort threshold... and believe me, I have tried :D

Flubster
17th November 2006, 09:58
They can't go around bends as fast as cars, unless you defy the laws of physics. So 4x4 people, please get out of the outside lane and stay with the caravans please, thank you dears :p
:bluelight Paula can't be a bird :bluelight
She knows too much about cars and hasn't mentioned colour once...

Paula
17th November 2006, 10:01
:bluelight Paula can't be a bird :bluelight
She knows too much about cars and hasn't mentioned colour once...

I suppose we're not supposed to drive too? :p

Churchill
17th November 2006, 10:01
They can't go around bends as fast as cars, unless you defy the laws of physics. So 4x4 people, please get out of the outside lane and stay with the caravans please, thank you dears :p

There is no way that you're a woman if you understand the concept of body roll. Ever heard of adaptive suspension and anti-roll?

Paddy
17th November 2006, 10:07
Don't talk shite! My RR hardly leans at all, even when going through Jubilee Bends!

4 x 4s are incredibly unstable hence the high accident and insurance rates. Nearly every accident I see on the motorways is where a 4 x 4 has overturned while swerving to avoid going into the back of the vehicle in front whist tailgating.

Flubster
17th November 2006, 10:08
I suppose we're not supposed to drive too? :p
Only on the way back from the pub so I can have a little snooze. That way, I don't care how bad you drive.

Ardesco
17th November 2006, 10:23
Totally depends on the 4x4. The cheap japanese (it is a 4x4 honest guvnor) ones tend to fall over quite easily. But real 4x4's built to go off road are much more stable.

As an example take a Humvee, i'l love to see you make that fall on its side.....

Lucifer Box
17th November 2006, 10:30
As an example take a Humvee, i'l love to see you make that fall on its side.....
Threaded could manage it with a casual side swipe from his bicycle.

PRC1964
17th November 2006, 10:35
As an example take a Humvee, i'l love to see you make that fall on its side.....

http://www.volny.cz/hummer/images/crash/crhumvee04.jpg

Paddy
17th November 2006, 10:37
Totally depends on the 4x4. The cheap japanese (it is a 4x4 honest guvnor) ones tend to fall over quite easily. But real 4x4's built to go off road are much more stable.

As an example take a Humvee, i'l love to see you make that fall on its side.....

Humvee, ok they have a wide track. I have seen 4 x 4s such as Mercs, Volvos and BMWs rolled over on motorways.

A bint in a 4 x 4 really p*&t me off at the fuel station last week. She stopped to get her crisps and coke (no fuel) and blocked every one in. I asked if she could reverse back a bit be she replied " I can't reverse in that" The was abusive too and the other "ladies" supported her saying how can you expect her to reverse.

Ardesco
17th November 2006, 10:43
http://www.volny.cz/hummer/images/crash/crhumvee04.jpg

:rolleyes:

In a non-military situation, e.g. driving down the motorway!! :)

Churchill
17th November 2006, 10:50
Totally depends on the 4x4. The cheap japanese (it is a 4x4 honest guvnor) ones tend to fall over quite easily. But real 4x4's built to go off road are much more stable.

As an example take a Humvee, i'l love to see you make that fall on its side.....

Take the RR Sport as an example. Try and make that fall over!

BoredBloke
17th November 2006, 11:08
Why do people have such a feeling against 4x4's? Personally I feel that you should buy whatever car you can afford and want. If its a 4x4 then so be it. Why do we not have the same feelings shown to say pickup trucks which are bigger and often, due to the tax breaks, used as a car replacement.

Bagpuss
17th November 2006, 11:15
Why do people have such a feeling against 4x4's? Personally I feel that you should buy whatever car you can afford and want. If its a 4x4 then so be it. Why do we not have the same feelings shown to say pickup trucks which are bigger and often, due to the tax breaks, used as a car replacement.

I have nothing against them, just the way some people seem to drive them. A fair few people think they can barge around in them and intimidate you out of the way. They are less stable than cars at speed around corners as other people have mentioned, which means they end up braking heavily.
If the driver isn't driving aggressively (which many are) no problem at all.

DimPrawn
17th November 2006, 11:17
Socialist inspired envy.

The middle classes drive them, ergo, they must be banned.

I personally don't aspire to a 4x4. I think they are ugly, slow, thirsty and boring (a bit like my good self).

However, the more the leftie types despise them, the more I'm warming to own a couple of real big ones!

Bagpuss
17th November 2006, 11:20
Socialist inspired envy.

The middle classes drive them, ergo, they must be banned.

I personally don't aspire to a 4x4. I think they are ugly, slow, thirsty and boring (a bit like my good self).

However, the more the leftie types despise them, the more I'm warming to own a couple of real big ones!

I think you are wrong here. It's mainly the noveux riche that drive them.