Should marriage require a DNA test first?

[BrilloPad]

Jackson husband & wife shocked after DNA test reveals they are biological twins

Or maybe marriage should be banned.....

[_V_]

In Norfolk, this wouldn't make the local news.

[AtW]

"In other news making headlines, a couple in Alabama have been shocked after their neighbor was caught by a security camera raping their pet dog"

[northernladyuk]

"In other news making headlines, a couple in Alabama have been shocked after their neighbor was caught by a security camera raping their pet dog"

"He always seemed so respectable with his stories of champagne in the first class airport lounge. Now poor Rex can't even look at a pie without raising his rear end and whimpering."

[ladymuck]

Or maybe marriage should be banned.....

Whilst I'm all for banning marriage, it wouldn't stop related people trying to breed.

Breeding should be banned and only allowed to proceed after a full genetic, psychological and financial evaluation of the parents to ensure that the resultant offspring will not be a burden to society.

[BackupBoy]

Totally fake story that's been thoroughly debunked.

There's no such publication as the "Mississippi Herald".