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Calling Giant Alien Lizard!!!

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    Calling Giant Alien Lizard!!!

    I think our green master is the only one who can get us back on track.

    Save us Ziety!
    The pope is a tard.

    #2
    Originally posted by SallyAnne
    I think our green master is the only one who can get us back on track.

    Save us Ziety!
    It's a cold morning so I think he is still basking on a rock somewhere.

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      #3
      Or giving his forked tongue a little exercise this morning
      If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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        #4
        Originally posted by Lucifer Box
        It's a cold morning so I think he is still basking on a rock somewhere.

        Have you been baking anything tasty today Lucifer?
        The pope is a tard.

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          #5
          Originally posted by SallyAnne
          Have you been baking anything tasty today Lucifer?
          Not yet. This afternoon I shall be making a steak, venison and mushroom pie. Lovely stuff on a chilly day like today.

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            #6
            Originally posted by Lucifer Box
            Not yet. This afternoon I shall be making a steak, venison and mushroom pie. Lovely stuff on a chilly day like today.

            For moi ? I am very hungry.

            Better than going to lunch with a man from Bristol.

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              #7
              Originally posted by Lucy
              For moi ? I am very hungry.

              Better than going to lunch with a man from Bristol.
              But of course, Lucy. I wouldn't want you to think I was a tease.

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                #8
                I think Lucy deserves a nice tea cooked for her!

                You would have been proud of me last night though - I made cottage pie, all by myself, in the oven and everything! And it was gorgeous - my lad had second portions

                I dont think I'll ever be brave enough to try a propper pie though!
                The pope is a tard.

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                  #9
                  Sounds great LB!

                  So incensed was I to see that Duchy's vanilla fudge was £2.99 from Waitrose and contained 6 small pieces, I decided to make my own.

                  2 cans condensed milk, half a block of unsalted butter (not homemade LB like yours!), some real vanilla pods and a bag of caster sugar.

                  Mixed constantly over medium heat for over an hour until hardening, beat then cool.

                  Lovely (although a little soft when at room temperature).
                  If you think my attitude stinks, you should smell my fingers.

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                    #10
                    Originally posted by Lucifer Box
                    But of course, Lucy. I wouldn't want you to think I was a tease.
                    He's not a tease, he's very serious...
                    To be or not to be... or get someone else to be, and take the slack for it.

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