Contracting in London and banking/finance, and I'm not talking about the Indians here, but it never ceases to amaze me how many 'professionals' do not keep their eyes on their own tackle when they've having a p155 (I can only speak for blokes here). Worse still it put me off the job in hand, I was attempting 'guiding' with one hand and using my phone with the other, slow day, yes I know . I mean, is this guy too cheap to access his own porn? Then they walk out without washing their hands, probably to shake somebody else's hand at the next meeting! Disgusting. It should be part of the compliance process.
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My view is different, so long as my knob is clean, and I've not piss-dribbled on my fingers (unlikely as I am blessed with a 12" dong), and shook every drip off, probably best not to spread out piss drops with tissue. -
Originally posted by stek View PostMy view is different, so long as my knob is clean, and I've not piss-dribbled on my fingers (unlikely as I am blessed with a 12" dong), and shook every drip off, probably best not to spread out piss drops with tissue."You’re just a bad memory who doesn’t know when to go away" JRComment
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