Who is undead?

[thief]

Who has ever survided an event that would have killed most others? Describe the event.

Personally. I ounce survived a head on car accident at 90 mph and lost only a couple of teeth and fractured my jaw. I had to have implanted teeth at the royal london.

I survived a hanging, where on one occasion the tree branch snapped and on the other the rope snapped.

I also survived drinking 3.5 litres of vodka in one night and jumping of beachy head in eastbourne. Lucky for me the tide was in at the time and I woke at the base of the cliffs, not a single bone broken, but a lot of bruises and cuts.

[MarillionFan]

You had a blow to the head. All makes sense now.

[Ardesco]

Well keep trying, next time you may manage to do the job properly

HTH

[Churchill]

Personally. I ounce survived a head on car accident at 90 mph and lost only a couple of teeth and fractured my jaw. I had to have implanted teeth at the royal london.

I survived a hanging, where on one occasion the tree branch snapped and on the other the rope snapped.

I also survived drinking 3.5 litres of vodka in one night and jumping of beachy head in eastbourne. Lucky for me the tide was in at the time and I woke at the base of the cliffs, not a single bone broken, but a lot of bruises and cuts.

Feck me, you're that clueless you can't even kill yourself.