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    Do not enter! ( no seriously )

    http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/...t=true&fs=true

    The council says no, so dont try to be clever...
    To be or not to be... or get someone else to be, and take the slack for it.

    #2
    Originally posted by Tonic
    http://www.biertijd.com/mediaplayer/...t=true&fs=true

    The council says no, so dont try to be clever...
    ha ha - thats the one in Manchester isn't it? I've seen it happen twice myself! The bollards tipped car over once!
    The pope is a tard.

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      #3
      according to manchester evening news: those bollards might have to be removed as they present a safety hazard.

      Personally I think they should sharpen them!!
      Coffee's for closers

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        #4
        It's gettin like "It's a knockout" driving a car these days

        Imagine Stuart Hall....mind the speed bumps, ooh turn left at the flowerpots in the road, hahahahaha, he's hit the retractable bollards, and he's stuck, hooohaaa, watchout, here comes the traffic warden to issue a ticket, that's not a valid excuse old chap, here comes the crusher!
        The court heard Darren Upton had written a letter to Judge Sally Cahill QC saying he wasn’t “a typical inmate of prison”.

        But the judge said: “That simply demonstrates your arrogance continues. You are typical. Inmates of prison are people who are dishonest. You are a thoroughly dishonestly man motivated by your own selfish greed.”

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          #5
          I'd get them with a MIG welder
          I was TheMonkey

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            #6
            Originally posted by The Clown Beater
            I'd get them with a MIG welder
            more damage here
            whats the lowest you can do this for?

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              #7
              I bet people who work near that road in Manchester, sit there in there offices, with a camera phone near by, and on a really really boring day.. wait to see who takes the bait.. I've seen footage for 3 different angles now.
              To be or not to be... or get someone else to be, and take the slack for it.

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                #8
                Just in case you were wondering how much punishment these things can take....

                Bollard Testing
                "Being nice costs nothing and sometimes gets you extra bacon" - Pondlife.

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                  #9
                  Originally posted by DaveB
                  Just in case you were wondering how much punishment these things can take....

                  Bollard Testing

                  SA says;
                  Well you looked so stylish I thought you batted for the other camp - thats like the ultimate compliment!

                  I couldn't imagine you ever having a hair out of place!

                  n5gooner is awarded +5 Xeno Geek Points.
                  (whatever these are)

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                    #10


                    That's got to hurt!

                    I think these are a better solution than speed cameras. Put them in the road and when any vehicle breaks the speed limit, they pop up and that person never speeds again.

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