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BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 07:05
Faecal bacteria 'in ice in Costa, Starbucks and Caffe Nero' - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40426228)

Apologies for raising subjects only usually discussed by NF....

Paddy
28th June 2017, 07:14
Faecal bacteria 'in ice in Costa, Starbucks and Caffe Nero' - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40426228)

Apologies for raising subjects only usually discussed by NF....

Taking the piss again

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 07:18
Taking the piss again

That was a Tulippy comment.

Ever visited https://www.google.co.uk/maps/uv?hl=en&pb=!1s0x47d8aea85102610b%3A0x5cbafe68faf955a1!2m19 !2m2!1i80!2i80!3m1!2i20!16m13!1b1!2m2!1m1!1e1!2m2! 1m1!1e3!2m2!1m1!1e5!2m2!1m1!1e4!3m1!7e115!4shttps% 3A%2F%2Fpicasaweb.google.com%2Flh%2Fsredir%3Funame %3D107622570898134716938%26id%3D611489752991911541 0%26target%3DPHOTO!5stulip%20coffee%20sidcup%20-%20Google%20Search&imagekey=!1e3!2s-sPB68uyRXhQ%2FVG8rGd2shcI%2FAAAAAAAAAA0%2FLIuRCjFa 5CUSnVL9Wula9KKTMmDLRwVyACJkC&sa=X&ved=0ahUKEwjqrYfV_9_UAhXCYVAKHUIpBcMQoioIcDAK

Mordac
28th June 2017, 07:33
Faecal bacteria 'in ice in Costa, Starbucks and Caffe Nero' - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40426228)

Apologies for raising subjects only usually discussed by NF....

Iced coffee? Is that for the snowflakes who don't like it too hot? :eyes

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 07:37
Iced coffee? Is that for the snowflakes who don't like it too hot? :eyes

I gave up coffee in 2007. However I believe iced coffee is nice in the summer. Times move on - get with it Grandad! :rolleyes:

Or maybe forcing snowflakes to eat poo is a metaphor for the rest of the way they have to live their life?

Mordac
28th June 2017, 07:49
I gave up coffee in 2007. However I believe iced coffee is nice in the summer. Times move on - get with it Grandad! :rolleyes:
Cheeky fecker...:ohwell

Or maybe forcing snowflakes to eat poo is a metaphor for the rest of the way they have to live their life?
:laugh

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 08:00
Or maybe forcing snowflakes to eat poo is a metaphor for the rest of the way they have to live their life?

This is pretty much the fate of Brexit supporters.

Pip in a Poke
28th June 2017, 08:15
When I was growing up, we were all made to wash our hands before each meal.

Even at first school, we were made to line up outside the canteen with our arms outstretched in front of us, palms up, to make sure we had clean hands.

Good hygiene was drilled into us.

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 08:16
This is pretty much the fate of Brexit supporters.

Of course, the 48% who voted remain will be fine.....

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 08:20
When I was growing up, we were all made to wash our hands before each meal.

Even at first school, we were made to line up outside the canteen with our arms outstretched in front of us, palms up, to make sure we had clean hands.

Good hygiene was drilled into us.

Food hygiene courses do teach that. Alot of places have hand washing instructions. And alcohol gel. You are advised to wash/gel if you touch anything - especially your face or currency. Or if you sneeze.

The issue is getting people to obey those rules.

Never ever complain in McDonalds....

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 08:21
Of course, the 48% who voted remain will be fine.....

On average they are more clever, so they should on average fare better. I do of course agree that they will be impacted adversely.

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 08:23
On average they are more clever, so they should on average fare better. I do of course agree that they will be impacted adversely.

If you stick your head in an oven and your feet in a freezer you are fine. Sweeping generalizations never really help. Unless you are in CUK.....

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 08:25
If you stick your head in an oven and your feet in a freezer you are fine. Sweeping generalizations never really help. Unless you are in CUK.....

In general, the reduction in net immigration figures should lead to more road sweeping jobs available for thick unemployed Brexiteers.

original PM
28th June 2017, 10:52
I gave up coffee in 2007. However I believe iced coffee is nice in the summer. Times move on - get with it Grandad! :rolleyes:

Or maybe forcing snowflakes to eat poo is a metaphor for the rest of the way they have to live their life?

I remember back in the day my parents drinking iced coffee - think it was in the early 80's

So not exatctly new - although tulip in it is.

Goddamn Hipsters.

SueEllen
28th June 2017, 11:04
In general, the reduction in net immigration figures should lead to more road sweeping jobs available for thick unemployed Brexiteers.

Robots!

xoggoth
28th June 2017, 11:33
The world's most expensive coffee is sh*t out by civets (http://www.most-expensive.coffee/). Maybe this is an attempt to provide a more affordable version.

Pip in a Poke
28th June 2017, 12:47
Whenever I go to Spain I always enjoy an iced coffee called a cafe bon bon.

I don't know if any of you are familiar with this particular beverage but let me explain how it is served as there is a whole ritual just as important as the consumption of the drink itself.

WHen one asks for a cafe bon bon, one is presented with 3 receptacles; a glass containing a double shot of (hot) espresso, a jug containing condensed milk and another glass containing a large piece of ice. A pair of tongs completes the bon bon preparation parafernalia.

Now, one takes the tongs and picks out the ice from the glass and drops it into the glass of hot coffee, thus cooling it instantly. One then pours the condensed milk from the jug into the coffee and hey prest! There you have it, a cafe bon bon.

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 12:49
Whenever I go to Spain I always enjoy an iced coffee called a cafe bon bon.

I don't know if any of you are familiar with this particular beverage but let me explain how it is served as there is a whole ritual just as important as the consumption of the drink itself.

WHen one asks for a cafe bon bon, one is presented with 3 receptacles; a glass containing a double shot of (hot) espresso, a jug containing condensed milk and another glass containing a large piece of ice. A pair of tongs completes the bon bon preparation parafernalia.

Now, one takes the tongs and picks out the ice from the glass and drops it into the glass of hot coffee, thus cooling it instantly. One then pours the condensed milk from the jug into the coffee and hey prest! There you have it, a cafe bon bon.

How much poo does it contain?

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 12:51
How much poo does it contain?

Exactly the amount you deserve.

Lost It
28th June 2017, 13:36
Exactly the amount you deserve.

Doesn't this equate with the amount of faecal material found on coins? Bank notes, door handles, people who go and don't wash their hands afterwards, that kind of thing?

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 13:38
Doesn't this equate with the amount of faecal material found on coins? Bank notes, door handles, people who go and don't wash their hands afterwards, that kind of thing?

And of course people who shit in coffee.

d000hg
28th June 2017, 14:50
I remember back in the day my parents drinking iced coffee - think it was in the early 80's

So not exatctly new - although tulip in it is.

Goddamn Hipsters.

And then iced tea has been around a long time. I expect iced coffee similarly - as long as people have been drinking coffee in hot places with a way to procure ice.

Dark Black
28th June 2017, 14:53
On average they are more clever, so they should on average fare better. I do of course agree that they will be impacted adversely.

Not if the IQ of the remoaners on CUK is anything to go by...

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 14:55
Not if the IQ of the remoaners on CUK is anything to go by...

We wouldn't expect you to understand, of course.

greenlake
28th June 2017, 16:34
Faecal bacteria 'in ice in Costa, Starbucks and Caffe Nero' - BBC News (http://www.bbc.co.uk/news/business-40426228)

Apologies for raising subjects only usually discussed by NF....

Mmmm....chewy coffee....

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