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woohoo
28th June 2017, 11:53
If it does should the interesting posters like myself be rewarded?

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 11:58
If it does should the interesting posters like myself be rewarded?

You will get your turn at being poster of the year.

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 11:58
If it does should the interesting posters like myself be rewarded?

All inneresting posters receive an annual cheque of £1,000.

jamesbrown
28th June 2017, 11:58
It makes beer money, like NLadyUK with a full evening schedule.

Hobosapien
28th June 2017, 11:59
You get paid in all the :tumble: you can handle. :smokin

MrMarkyMark
28th June 2017, 11:59
If it does should the interesting posters like myself be rewarded?

What do you mean you don't get paid, I thought everyone did :confused:

BrilloPad
28th June 2017, 11:59
All inneresting posters receive an annual cheque of £1,000.

Since you are so un-innersting, do you have to pay £1000/year?

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 12:01
Some data here. http://www.duedil.com/company/gb/03574763/contractor-uk-limited/financials

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 12:02
Since you are so un-innersting, do you have to pay £1000/year?

Almost. As sterling is now considered a fast depreciating currency, they prefer it if I loan the sum to a trust in the Dutch Antilles.

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 12:04
What do you mean you don't get paid, I thought everyone did :confused:

So you thought you were noshing Admin for free?

TheFaQQer
28th June 2017, 12:14
According to the accounts it does.

And once you get into the accounts, there's always some interesting reading to be had there :)

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 12:17
According to the accounts it does.

And once you get into the accounts, there's always some interesting reading to be had there :)

The MF Files?
She who must not be named?

motoukenin
28th June 2017, 12:20
If it does should the interesting posters like myself be rewarded?

How many bananas would you like today ?:banana::banana::banana:

MrMarkyMark
28th June 2017, 12:23
So you thought you were noshing Admin for free?

The pay slip mentions "deductions", I wonder where those end up :eyes

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 12:24
The pay slip mentions "deductions", I wonder where those end up :eyes

Does he leave a deposit?

woohoo
28th June 2017, 12:56
ok good news it looks like admin are going to pay me per post. Admin just waiting for the pm to confirm? As soon as I receive first payment I will make some interesting posts.

MrMarkyMark
28th June 2017, 12:58
ok good news it looks like admin are going to pay me per post..

You have to be a little careful with Admins terminology and use of language.

Just sayin'

stek
28th June 2017, 13:03
Must make an absolute fortune out of me accidentally pressing the massive Technojobs ad on the iPhone app..

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 13:07
Must make an absolute fortune out of me accidentally pressing the massive Technojobs ad on the iPhone app..

Who do you think owns Technojobs?

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 13:57
Who do you think owns Technojobs?

I wonder how big CUK's fine will be from the European Commission for promoting technojobs ahead of other sites.

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AtW
28th June 2017, 14:25
ok good news it looks like admin are going to pay me per post. Admin just waiting for the pm to confirm? As soon as I receive first payment I will make some interesting posts.

Admin is waiting for NAT to pull his finger and ban you...

MarillionFan
28th June 2017, 14:42
All inneresting posters receive an annual cheque of £1,000.

Oh dear is that all. I get more than that weekly. But I suppose I was here when it all started and have done more than most to make this site entertaining and informative.

GJABS
28th June 2017, 14:45
should the interesting posters like myself be rewarded?

If the interesting posters get paid cash, then surely the boring posters should have to pay cash to post?

(Wait a moment while I get out my credit card..)

NotAllThere
28th June 2017, 14:46
Does contractoruk make money?No. That's why admin lives in a cardboard box in an alley way in Neaden, with only the heat from his server (a Raspberry Pi 0) to keep him warm.

psychocandy
28th June 2017, 14:47
If it does should the interesting posters like myself be rewarded?

No whenever someone posts it affects nluk. If you post a stupid question a sharp pin get stuck in nluks eyeball. If its that bad, a hot poker gets shoved up his arse.

MarillionFan
28th June 2017, 14:47
No. That's why admin lives in a cardboard box in an alley way in Neaden, with only the heat from his server (a Raspberry Pi 0) to keep him warm.



Look I don't pay your wages to be on here posting crap. That's my job, now get on and do some modding Mod.

MrMarkyMark
28th June 2017, 14:49
No whenever someone posts it costs nluk money. If you post a stupid question a sharp pin get stuck in nluks eyeball. If its that bad, a hot poker gets shoved up his arse.

After all, its his own personal property isnt it? :-)

:confused: Too many drugs at Glastonbury?

MrMarkyMark
28th June 2017, 14:50
Look I don't pay your wages to be on here posting crap. That's my job, now get on and do some modding Mod.

You pay NAT, I always thought he was the "work experience". :confused: :confused:

northernladyuk
28th June 2017, 14:51
If the interesting posters get paid cash, then surely the boring posters should have to pay cash to post?



No whenever someone posts it affects nluk. If you post a stupid question a sharp pin get stuck in nluks eyeball. If its that bad, a hot poker gets shoved up his arse.

Ker-ching!

SueEllen
28th June 2017, 14:53
:confused: Too many drugs at Glastonbury?

Not enough - he's still posting on here remember.

greenlake
28th June 2017, 16:27
ok good news it looks like admin are going to pay me per post. Admin just waiting for the pm to confirm? As soon as I receive first payment I will make some interesting posts.

Your free lottery scratch card is in the post....

http://i.imgur.com/qk9M4n8.jpg