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vetran
29th June 2017, 15:09
Gang boss Scott Benjamin shot himself in the crotch | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html)


Notorious gang boss, 30, known as 'The Shredder' accidentally shot himself in the crotch with a shotgun
Scott Benjamin, 30, had to have his testicle removed after blasting himself
He was rushed to hospital after the shooting in Walsall, West Midlands, in January
He pleaded guilty to being in possession of two sawn-off shotguns

Going Balls out to win this years contest!

sasguru
29th June 2017, 15:17
Bollocks.
Sorry.
Bollock.

MrMarkyMark
29th June 2017, 15:22
Gang boss Scott Benjamin shot himself in the crotch | Daily Mail Online (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-4651064/Gang-boss-shot-crotch.html)

Going Balls out to win this years contest!


Also known as Big Vern?

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vetran
29th June 2017, 15:31
Also known as Big Vern?

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Now known as not so Big Vern!

barrydidit
29th June 2017, 15:47
'had to have his testicle removed'

Did he only have the one to start with? If so he could be a Darwin candidate, but it's not a given

ladymuck
29th June 2017, 19:38
It's not Darwin award eligible if (a) he's still able to procreate and/or (b) produced spawn before the accident.

didnt' bother reading the article to find out if either of those featured

vetran
29th June 2017, 21:00
It's not Darwin award eligible if (a) he's still able to procreate and/or (b) produced spawn before the accident.

didnt' bother reading the article to find out if either of those featured

unfortunately poor journalism we neither know how many children he spawned with his Girlfriend or the value of his council flat. Poor show Daily wail.

But removing your family jewels with a sawn off suggests the dynasty will have a limited lifespan. It may take a generation or two but I expect his descendants will not bear fruit.